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Whataboutism has completely ruined political discourse in this country. It's impossible to have a sensible debate with anyone about anything now.

@reluctantnicko.bsky.social any Palace news Al? Anyone incoming before deadline?

The transfer window, when fans lose their shit because their club won’t pay £70m for a Bayern Munich reserve player that they’ve never seen kick a ball.

Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.

STAR: War of the psycho scumbag chatbots #TomorrowsPapersToday

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Happy birthday John Cooper Clarke - the people’s poet.

The difference is, though, Hitler’s cars are still really popular.

fair play to snl, because i would have been tempted to wipe this one from the archives

Oooh, look at Sainsbury’s, with their fancy new Latin motto like they’re bleedin hogwarts Grow up

UK’s newest warrior against grooming gangs

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

I’ll raise one.

I’m guessing we all collectively spat out our drinks at the age 40 revelation in the blurb?

King Charles charged an NHS hospital £11million to park ambulances on his land. WHAT. A. CHANCER.

Well, happy eighth anniversary to *that* Twitter reply, obviously