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This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

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Fellas, is it woke to not want your plane to crash?

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

submitted 9 days ago • 73 comments

"Per my previous email"

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If you think the Eagles are good now just wait until they get Myles Garrett

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 18 days ago • 99 comments

SCOOP: A US Treasury threat intelligence analysis has designated DOGE staff an ‘insider threat'. An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”

submitted 19 days ago • 737 comments

The fact that the right convinced their base that Black people in the workplace didn't earn their position, when I've sat across from white co-workers who openly said things like "she was slobbering on my pole, 100% gobbled that pony down bro" and it's like the vice president of the company

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biden's farewell address should just be him grabbing the mic and saying "LIQUID SWORDS" and leaving

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Congrats to Zendaya, marrying a Tottenham fan is one of the most difficult things a woman can do. Congrats to Tom Holland for being a positive dude with a great humble Spidey Sense. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom for being one of few power couples with humility, dignity and healthy boundaries.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Am I crazy or does JJ McCarthy now look like Steve from Stranger Things

submitted 52 days ago • 53 comments

Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to evade it.

submitted 56 days ago • 50 comments

Every month is Dry January if you're Ben Shapiro's wife

submitted 56 days ago • 20 comments

[opens Disney+] ok sweetie do you want to watch the Lion King, Mary Poppins or Night Bitch

submitted 56 days ago • 186 comments

He'll Easily Be Confirmed

submitted 64 days ago • 136 comments

I knew a lot of corporations were bending over backwards to suck up to Trump and appeal to his voters, but this is a bit much.

submitted 65 days ago • 11 comments

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

submitted 66 days ago • 266 comments

Kylie Kelce's new podcast has been #1 on Apple and Spotify for 10 straight days, knocking Joe Rogan from the top spot. She says her political views skew "aggressively left" and she doesn't care what Trump fans think of her. Here's a gift article: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/19/b...

submitted 69 days ago • 80 comments

Pop-Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the NEW Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy with a built-in WORKING (!!!) toaster #PopTartsBowl

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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

submitted 76 days ago • 886 comments

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, it is a Fantasy film about an imaginary world where an LAPD cop needs to be convinced to shoot someone.

submitted 77 days ago • 9 comments

Counterpoint: Do

submitted 80 days ago • 731 comments

We just have to accept that some Luigis turn out to be Waluigis

submitted 79 days ago • 21 comments

Keep pushing. Up the Spurs.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Sports betting is utterly baffling to me. As if sports weren't stressful enough. Imagine losing money during an Eagles game. Couldn't be me

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Bye bitch!!

submitted 86 days ago • 84 comments

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

submitted 90 days ago • 254 comments

Daughter: liar liar butts on fire Me: it's pants on fire Daughter: butt is funnier Me: yes

submitted 92 days ago • 18 comments

a lot of people think cigarettes are cool but, you know what’s even cooler? if the cigarettes are wearing a jean jacket

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

submitted 93 days ago • 101 comments

I'm not saying I'm a great dad. I'm just saying that the youngest one is doing the "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair" bit from BILLY MADISON while she is taking a shower. Reasonable people can draw reasonable conclusions from that fact.

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Hey welcome to instagram. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a static image blare 15 seconds of a song at full blast? No? Well you're about to find out!

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