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Fighting the GOP Fascists with all I've got. I'm also the king of dad jokes.
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It's a beautiful, sunny morning. Things are warming up.

Good morning, Bluesky I hope you all have a fabulous Saturday.

I love "Cobra Kai," but aren't these kids all in their 30's at this point?

Good morning, Bluesky Spring training baseball games start today. Cubs-Dodgers in Arizona at 3:00 EST. If that's not good news, I don't know what is. Spring is almost here.

Trumps followers are so absent minded, that they'll actually believe Ukraine was the aggressor in this war. They'll believe anything he says.

Hello, Bluesky I hope you're all having a fabulous Monday.

Look everybody! Baseball is back.

FYI: If any news outlet says Trump will be held accountable for ignoring court orders, just laugh and change the channel. SCOTUS gave him immunity from everything. He can do whatever he wants, whenever the fuck he wants to.

Trump and Elon have done nothing to help with inflation and the cost of living. They're too busy lining their own pockets. This is the America we deserve.

Good morning, Bluesky I hope you have a fabulous day.

Gee, that's too bad.

Preparing to mute the National Anthem. I'm so old that if I took a knee, I wouldn't be able to get up.

Good morning, Bluesky. I really don't care who wins the Super Bowl, I'm just going to sit back and enjoy watching MAGA freak out every time Taylor Swift is on camera.

Good morning, Bluesky

Good morning, Bluesky Happy Friday eve

Trump has already backed down to Mexico. Trump has never been a match for a strong woman. They scare the shit out of him.

I'm ignoring America and enjoying the Cigar bar this afternoon. My happy place.

Well! Since we have no working government, let's make the best of it. I'm not telling anyone to break the law, but there's never been a better time to cheat on your taxes. There's nobody to flag it.

I've started calling this period in American history, "wild times in crazyland." I can't think of any other way to describe it.

Happy tariff day. Shit is about to get a lot more expensive. Enjoy those cheap eggs while you can.

The fentanyl problem was caused by American legal drug cartel Purdue Pharma. Demonizing Mexico and China for something we caused is really really rich.

It can't hit us soon enough for my liking.

Chuck Todd is leaving NBC news. Yawn......So what's for lunch?

So Kash Patel has an enemies list. If I were a public figure in the Democratic party, I'd be really disappointed if I wasn't on it.

Good morning, Bluesky family I hope you all have a fabulous day.

Another day of insanity in America, or as I like to call it, "Crazyland."

Happy Sunday, Bluesky.

In other news, there's a happy cat in my lap.

If you see ICE in action, pull out your phone and tape everything. Let's make these agents internet famous.

ICE raided a seafood plant in Newark last night without a warrant. They just barged in and started dragging people away. Trump and his stormtroopers are going to try and strip our rights away. Keep your heads on a swivel, Kids.

The only people happy right now are bigots, the rich, and stupid people.

Good morning, Bluesky I hope you all have a fabulous day.