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this is it. this is the thing that will turn my life around

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Wild how we can bake bread in so many shapes and sizes but we decided on a particular one for “sandwich”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m like a week behind but just read this great interview (ha) and PLEASE let that old man fuck in season 3

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today "I don't know what the big deal is."

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

Whatever the Oreo freaks did is starting with Goldfish

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

have you ever told someone they were being a bad friend and if so how did that go just asking no reason

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Nathan Fielder wants to study humanity like a bug which makes me want to study him like a bug

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve been calling season 3 of Lost my favorite for fifteen years but I’m about to finish season 5 in my rewatch and it has been nonstop bangers…

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

If and when they make Ace Attorney 7 if they don’t bring back my beloved himbo Dick Gumshoe I’m going to start a riot

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Hello this is Lily

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

when a fic doesn’t allow comments it’s like the unknowable unreachable hermit authors of old

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The professor at the Naval academy calling out an admiral. The judge in Wisconsin refusing to hold court. Greg in IT at Social Security forcing DOGE to literally drag him from his chair. American heroes showing true bravery while Senators shrug saying "what do you want us to do, we're scared"

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Every year when Brett and Nish drop their annual film review I live in shame of how few of them I’ve seen and spend days watching as many as I can to make up for it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Granted the competition is slim but Babygirl has to have the gold medal for most sexually charged scene of someone drinking a glass of milk

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ordered something online, original delivery estimate was May 8th. Today I get a notification it’s being delivered TODAY and requires a signature. No one was home so delivery was unsuccessful. Says they will try again on Monday when again, no one will be home.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Man I’m just so fucking proud of all the people who didn’t give up and aren’t going to give up

submitted 9 days ago • 40 comments

Broken record here but the whole point of PREordering something should be to guarantee you get one and preorders shouldn’t be allowed to sell out

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment