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I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying

If the world ends, I'm looking for you right after.

who am i kidding. i can't help it

*seductively dims lights and lays out heating pads

Healing is a myth just go insane who cares

People always tell you to take a chill pill, but they never offer you one.

on saturdays we stretch and blow smoke clouds at the ceiling

No no babe, we don't define relationships here.

Have you tried resetting my box?

It’s sad that kids today will never get to burn their legs going down a metal slide.

something about things that are 6 feet or taller

i miss butterflies, all of mine are dead.

When someone else’s drama weirdly makes you feel better about your own life, that’s anti-anxie-tea.

you know that Red Hot Chili Peppers song? The one about California

Every now and then it's good to be reminded how unimportant you really are.

i would keep my mouth shut but it just doesn’t feel right

merry christmas y’all xoxo, the grinch lady

legos + doing pot

another whiskey and more of you

turn me into a pretzel like you mean it

#DecemberDreaming

I mixed alcohol with literature made F. Scotch Fitzgerald.

Every time I’m building to orgasm, I feel like the little guy in The Price Is Right game Cliffhangers, yodelling my way up the mountain

Let’s get drunk and be lonely together

i’ll jingle your balls in my mouth

remember when we made a million plans and believed in them all

a bottle of whiskey and a runaway train

being honest with one another is hot af

Does anyone know how to make a decision

❤️🔪💚

you wouldn’t like me; i’ll take a grudge to my grave

Smoke AND mirrors... in this economy?

no need to check Spotify... I was the most played this year