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“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/pete-he...

all i’ve done today is make a damn mess

YOUUU WEREEE MEANT TO BE MINE!! IIIII AAAAAMM ALL THAT YOU NEEED!!

VERONICA OPEN THE- OPEN THE DOOR PLS VERONICA OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOORRR

1) i went to the club 2) i got uber lit 3) i was super hot 4) NO ONE KISS ME? big boo

curse being an adult and capitalism

my mom won’t tell me where she is and said she’ll get home when she gets home. THE DISRESPECT!!! i just wanna know if she’s safe 😒

i’m drunk and i broke my phone

best part about delivering is looking at all the cool ass houses

worst thing abt delivering is passing all the cool food spots😔😔😔😔😭

IM COLD GODDAMNIT

my simple pleasure is big bumps in the road and i can go weEEEee. bonus points if it dips before the bump, then i go uuoowEEEE

YOU LIKE IT!! YOURE MAD BUT YOU LIKE IT!!

WI WI WI

its crazy that there was a time where ppl actually believed in their government

i wish i was naturally born with the knowledge of every language in the world. like cmon bro

zuko and the fuck ass haircutttt

dont pee me o!!

don’t pmo nerd

my life is just an giant endurance test

being silly is very important for my mental health

MONOKUMAS LESSON!!! BABABABA BADABOOOO

my mom told me i have a lovely singing voice and it meant everything🥺 ty mom

nonbinaries should be able to opt out of boobs😓

AHHHHH

Pineapple is a good pizza topping and you won't convince me otherwise.

me when gorthelax

beginning of act 2 vs beginning of act 1

i realize how mean they were to riz😭😭 rip fr

meeting the Cubby family now!!🥰🥰 my man Bud Cubby, TAKE IT DOWN FROM THE INSIDE!!🚨🚨

You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes