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Dumb af. Consumer of nerd-shit-lore. Takes long walks on the beach. Is actually nobody of interest. Yes, I own a wearable power rangers helmet. Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc. Conservatives can get bent.
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In '04, I found a hobby that would consume my life for over 20 years. Paintball. In recent years, however, that has soured. The sport has become filled with horrible human beings, and this goes all the way into the major brands and names in the game. No one has condemned them. (Contd)

Me:"oh no, it seems like I don't have enough for all this pizza! Is there another way for me to pay? *Bites lip seductively* "I'll do anything." Coworkers:" ........ It's free. It's a pizza party. " Me: *moans in lust, softly*

SLAW Pigs is my favorite song.

Lol. It's not even nine and I'm already in bed and falling asleep.

I was too busy being an 80s guy I forgot to get my slawitis cured.

I just wanna sleep till after the 4th of July. This country has never had a real reason to celebrate itself, and it needs to stop. Especially since we're now in a Fascist state.

Hey gurl, lemme toss that creamy slaw.

Upset tummy. :(

Picard management tip: Once all their basic needs are taken care of, crew members are motivated by the meaningfulness of their work.

If you see this, quote with any energy you bring to Bluesky.

King of the hill meme deep cut.

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to slaw things!"

For a time as a kid, I misheard the lyrics to Hot Blooded, and was convinced it was "Hot and Buttered" by Foreigner and that it was a song about a male stripper.

Look up "Horny on main" in the dictionary and a picture of her is there. No shade, queen. Get that sloppy dick.

Same.