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Nothing says peaked in high school like refusing vaccines for your baby

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My first thought

Hello beloved oomfs! A good friend of mine is preparing for their gender affirming surgery next month. They are almost halfway to their fundraising goal and would appreciate even if you could throw them $5 or share it around! gofund.me/30124e8a

Did Justin’s blood type for fun 🩸🩸

As a gay whore, sometimes i feel like i could have had a life in the army.

“Milk your finger like an udder”. Something I actually said to my students

My cunt has hit the sillygon

Poor kid is so high

Will she finally go home tonight?

Played Closer by Halsey and the Chainsmokers in lab today. Student: “wow throwback to seventh grade” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

“Susie’s drag is too out there”. Have you met other drag queens?

Lydia Butthole is so interesting. So fashionable and weird but gives nothing for charisma

WHAT ARE ACACIAS CONNECTIONS?!? FUCK

Onya is running away with the season and she’s still underestimated. No one stopped her for being the host for this challenge.

Oh boy can’t wait for their copy and paste response that they hear my concerns but still have to bow down to their leader!

Today’s faculty meeting was on resisting ICE. Good timing seeing as how the neighboring university was just raided last night. It’s been a bad day and I’m scared for my students and community.

One of my slides for Cancer Biology next week. Can you guess the context?

And one of my favorites.

RU FUCKING KIDDIN RU

Happy Friday!

This will never not be funny to me.

Honestlyyyyy… double crown Acacia and Harmona

Wish we could do polls on here. Anyway, when you get high do you crave fat/salty or sweet? Is it the same as your sober snack cravings?

So fucking excited for the cancer class I’m teaching this term. On Tuesday I have 30 microscope slides of common and rare cancers for them to look at, including tumors of the placenta and umbilical cord 🤯

I was a math tutor for second graders when I was a junior in high school. They are now of drinking age 😭😭😭

The only thing my dumb brain could think during it.

I splurged and am getting aromatherapy tomorrow 🌹💆‍♂️

I’m not seeing an immediate favorite for me in this group, but I do like Lucky Starzzz a lot and even Joella (Katy Stan) and Onya (video game hater)

Happy New Year’s!

Engorged on chicken katsu and sushi for lunch, ate my weight in pasta for dinner, and to top it all off we ended up getting ice cream after dinner

What if we all cuddled up on the shared flat seating with coffee bags?

Full on beer and bulgogi

Merry Christmas, filthy animals

She doesn’t even like their music she just likes to watch them dance

Merry Christmas!!