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If I were a dying Pope, I would publicly curse a handful of sports teams on my way out just to see if any of em stick

you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people

this image is from 2002

I got Bob Oedenkirk’s autobiography for Christmas — it’s good! He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.

Don’t know who needs to hear this but they have Hanes hoodies on Amazon rn for $12.

When I leave GTA V on to go get a drink and Michael just stands there

KYLE MCCORD GO OFF

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Nah I think we need to hand out 500mg Growaset to losers of these games

Bucket!

There is already a time period set aside for preventing them from doing the flag thing. That time is called "a football game"

Homage

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Russ pulled the ol’ reliable moon ball out for that throw

I can't think of a more fitting quarterback to have his fucking radio hanging out of his helmet during the play than jameis

what was Jay Leno doing at a Hampton Inn

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Posted last week's QB tier accidentally, so now, the corrected QB Tier list for this week. A first ever on BlueSky

This is purity culture

Smuckles is heated

Cannot wait to see how we lose to LSU. Last second fake punt. Banana peel in exhaust. Brian Kelly paints tunnel on brick wall and Billy Napier runs full steam into it.

Is there a way for people from twitter mobile to quickly find who they follow here?

Jake Paul looks like an unpopular Dagestani magician

LMAO

Wild. What a story.

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I can say this on here, fuck Elon

It's a tradition. leave it as it is

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if one of joe bidens dogs tried to bite me i would use jujutsu to leverage the biting jaw force and throw him 1000 feet across the room .

That's the fun part!

I hate how much this hits.