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Musk took over the US government with graft and is using it—in combination with his space launch firm—to exploit an allied country that’s suffering under Russian invasion for its mineral rights. The scheme is so imperiously evil I feel like audiences wouldn’t find it believable in a Bond villain.

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

I'm *fucking* tired of Dawn rubbing those innocent little ducks in our face I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED OF AN OIL SPILL EVERY TIME I SCRAPE CURRY OFF MY SKILLET!!! AND YOUR BOTTLE IS MADE OF PLASTIC jfc

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

“Accept all cookies” sounds like way more fun than what it actually is. I’m out here giving away my info for the hope of a chocolate chip

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

hit me with a hammer I wanna find out if I’m a geode or just a regular rock

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

These are my emotional support table fries.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: baby shoes. Bought them because I thought they were normal sized but far away.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

there used to be a time when a teen on a bicycle would heave the news into your driveway in the morning and then that was all the news you got for the day in many ways this was a perfect system

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

Dang I wonder which presidential adviser has a business that relies on minerals

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

This shit doesn’t happen in France and I’ll tell you why: the rich went too far once and they cut all their heads off and now, when those in power fuck workers over, the French stop working. Don’t forget your real power Americans. They don’t let you have unions for a reason.

submitted 7 days ago • 65 comments

me: kind of like when you give a baby a frozen soft pretzel to teeth on girlfriend: that's the most philadelphia ass thing you've ever said to me

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

This is what the news feels like now

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

The Eagles won a loan of this Manet painting in a Super Bowl bet, which is what it was about all along: https://defector.com/eagles-win-loan-of-manet-painting-in-super-bowl-bet-which-is-what-this-thing-was-about-all-along

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

The only way to stop a bad guy from throwing a beer at Howie Roseman is a good guy throwing a beer at Howie Roseman

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 11 days ago • 226 comments

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

submitted 12 days ago • 27 comments

I love this from the bottom of my cold dead heart. Philly fans finding a place to congregate 7,000 miles from "home" to watch their team in the Super Bowl is the kind of story I needed to see today. Sports RULE.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The Raiders are the only team with a winning record against the Eagles in the Super Bowl

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 13 days ago • 203 comments

It’s time

submitted 13 days ago • 41 comments

I AM SERIOUS PUT KENNY IN STUNT ON THE HOES

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Didn’t think today would be worse for anyone than Drake but Mahomes is really making a case for it

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

lmao and Jalen Carter got so blatantly held on that pick 6 too, and it didn't even matter

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady did not stop hate because the Eagles fans are going to hate and find these refs before the end of the game.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...

submitted 13 days ago • 29 comments

“Parking lots don’t employ any people. They simply provide space for cars. We have expensive housing for people and free parking for cars. … We’re killing our own cities. It’s a huge bummer.” RIP Donald Shoup

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

we used to be a fucking *country*

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

wow you're really hearing it everywhere

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

happy friday

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

all student loan debt erased let's gooooo

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Seeing a lot of Ron Howard slander on this site. I'm sorry, not every director is George Miller, sometimes you need a tradesman to do a job.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

HANDS!!! H.E.R.B.I.E. get it together c'mon

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 19 days ago • 19 comments

Another little animation I made a while back to work on dynamic cameras and contrasting rhythms.

submitted 20 days ago • 22 comments

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submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Man: Doctor, I'm depressed. Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic. Man: But doctor— Doctor: I know who you are.

submitted 105 days ago • 24 comments

Person 1: what’s the name of this band? Person 2: Fleetwood Mac Person 1: where does that name come from? Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band Person 1: the two most important members surely Person 2: hahaha no not even close

submitted 584 days ago • 16 comments

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

submitted 20 days ago • 137 comments

it was in his will and everything

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's

submitted 553 days ago • 41 comments

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

submitted 26 days ago • 156 comments

Knowledge of different outlets' fonts is serving me well in the era of Screenshots Without Links to the Fucking Article.

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

Bought a chicken today to make sandwiches but it doesn’t. It has no work ethic.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments