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The Chiefs called it a dynasty. The Eagles called it dinner. Mahomes spent more time tasting turf than finding the end zone, as Philly’s defense served a three-piece combo: sacks, turnovers, and shattered dreams. That “three-peat” talk? The Eagles sent it home as leftovers. #Chiefs #Eagles #NFL

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From witnessing the first NFL playoff game at 9 to guiding the Bears to a Super Bowl win, Virginia McCaskey didn’t just watch football history—she lived it. What a remarkable life. #Bears #NFL

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Political scandals? Economic collapse? Taco’s still waiting for someone to explain why humans insist on standing under water voluntarily. #Priorities #CatGovernance #ShowerCrisis #UnbotheredAuthority

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

General Beauregard B. Bargebottom, First of His Name, Defender of the Window Sill, and Supreme Commander of the River North Regiment, settled deeper into his observation post.

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lol

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Lakers fans rn: “Wait… who’s guarding Jokić?” 😳

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This feels like the kind of trade you hear in a bar, laugh off, then check your phone and realize—it’s real. Luka in LA, AD in Dallas. No leaks, no hints. Just chaos. The NBA isn’t a league anymore; it’s a live soap opera.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Bears are hiring former UCLA assistant HC and OC Eric Bieneimy as their running backs coach, as @jjones9 reported. Bieniemy now returns to the NFL.

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

Today we honor the first day of #BlackHistoryMonth a celebration of the visionaries, innovators, and changemakers who’ve shaped history and continue to redefine the future. Let their stories inspire us to listen deeper, learn boldly, and act with purpose. ✊🏾 #BHM

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Caitlin Clark skipping the NBA’s gimmick contest for the WNBA All-Star Game? That’s not just a choice—it’s a shift. The W is done playing sidekick. This league isn’t asking for attention anymore; it’s demanding it.

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that team employs the best quarterback and the best defensive coordinator of the century that no one wants to hire to be HC. what do you want me to say about it? it sucks and i’ll never be happy. who cares

submitted 69 days ago • 13 comments

Disagree. Dennis Allen? Great DC, but he’s been coaching defense since Obama’s first term. The Bears need innovation, not a retread. This move screams “safe,” not “smart.” Stability doesn’t win in today’s NFL; creativity does. #BearsStillBearin

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

The Lions lost bc their entire defense was hurt and their QB turned it over a bunch, not bc of their aggression

submitted 70 days ago • 30 comments

Honor Dr. King’s dream by spreading kindness, showing courage, and standing for equality in your daily life. #MLKDay

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🚨 BEN JOHNSON TO CHICAGO 🚨 The Bears just went from 'let’s hope' to 'let’s GO.' Caleb+ Johnson’s offensive genius? That’s potential fireworks. No more stuck-in-the-80s play calls—Chicago’s offense just entered the modern era. Let’s build this thing. 🐻🔥 #Bears

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Bob Uecker didn’t just call baseball—he made it sing. Every story, every laugh, every moment in the booth was a gift wrapped in authenticity. The Brewers lost their voice. Baseball lost its humor. We all lost a treasure.

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Fun fact: Caleb Williams is a novel from 1794 by William Godwin—Mary Shelley’s dad. Yes, the same Mary Shelley who gave us Frankenstein. Literature runs in the family.

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