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You’ve made April Fools of us all.

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You’re doing the lord’s work (Carpentry)

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Imagine talking to Björk on the phöne.

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I need to stop talking to my dog in the Uncle Baby Billy voice.

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Staring in a bakery window. They call that Choux Gaze.

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How about a St. Patrick’s Day for the Welsh?

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Not to brag, but they just added a fresh layer of hay to the floor of my enclosure.

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I put my pants on both legs at a time.

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You can name pretty much any barn yard animal "Dudley" and it will work.

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Pierre-Auguste Renoir sure loved a caked up hottie.

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Basketball was invented by corporate interests at BIGTALL

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Swamp Thaaaang

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Very few nepo babies are orphans

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Wicked had better lighting than this.

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I know I’ve made fun of it, but nothing beats being able to Live, Laugh, Love.

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I've accepted that shareholders are more important that me.

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I wear a helmet on the peloton.

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Update: my dog is still little

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Using AI to make NFTs.

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I do think Trump is about 3 months from suggesting we make the whole world the United States.

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They’re adding congestion pricing to my toilet.

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The greatest thing a Beatle ever said was Ringo’s “I’m warning you with peace and love”

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The human urge to say “what are we doing here bud?” When the driver in front of you has no idea where they are going.

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We all live in a yellow submarine, and honestly it’s pretty stinky down here.

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Make another Hangover movie you cowards. There’s still plenty of milk left in that cow.

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My dog is the Jackson Pollock of rubbing eye boogers on my duvet.

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It’s 2025 and Crunk is back.

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Before making decisions this year, be sure to ask yourself: “Does this create value for shareholders?”

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My account has the kind of radical content that bots crave!

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Sitting on a throne and holding a big orb must feel so good.

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Sleep would simply not be the same without my friend, the humble blanket

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They should make a good movie.

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Would love to find a local brewery with giant jenga

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Christmas survives The War on Christmas for 2024th consecutive year.

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Santa is scratching at my door like a dog begging to come in.

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Everyone is talking about Blake Lively but this holiday season all I care about is cake, lively conversation, and eggnog at my office Christmas party.

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Gonzo and Rizzo should narrate more stuff.

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After weeks of deliberation, the Ancient Confectionary Council has reached a consensus and a new Lindt Master Chocolatier has been anointed.

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I’d like to participate in one of the Family Feud surveys.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

There is no crazier social media site than the comments section of the NYT Cooking App.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Adding "Rockafeller Skank" to my karaoke repertoire

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I was visited by 3 ghosts last night. They all kinda hinted that I should kill myself. Which is so rude.

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What color mini-golf ball should I choose?

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My obituary will likely start with "Say what you will about him but..."

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Don’t show me ads. I don’t want to buy anything.

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I finally saw one of those "good guys with a gun" and he was just kinda fucking around with it and not helping anyone.

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In a previous life I was a small clam and until “the seagull incident” it was honestly pretty good.

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