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Smoking a doink with my city's liberal mayor who is explaining to me that she has to have cops tear gas and arrest protesters to avoid having the president send in the National Guard to tear gas and arrest protesters--which would be a big civil rights problem

I for one think we should not enter into another horrible region-devastating war of choice which is sure to ruin millions of lives and waste trillions in resources and treasure when we desperately need species level cooperation to avert ecological collapse--but I'm trying to keep an open mind

The cool thing about eastern Washington is playing a new game when encountering dudes with big beards. I call it "Hipster or young-earth creationist militia member?"

"My family immigrated the right way," by crossing the seas to participate in a settler colonial project, displacing indigenous people and using the forced labor of millions of people who were systematically kidnapped, kept in bondage, bred and traded like livestock. Is it so hard to follow the law?

This country used to stand for something.You used to be able to cash a check at a liquor store.

One aspect of neo-fascism that has taken me off-guard is that the administration still bothers to maintain some level of plausible deniability. Like they obviously want to go full Gestapo, but it's still important to them to try to deny that is what they are doing.

ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people

an important thing to remember as The Cool Zone looms: the most egregious recent violent and militarized crackdown -- at places like UCLA and Columbia -- was done under democrats with the full support of democrats. they aint gonna help

It's summer which means battle in the streets for the next 12 weeks

los angeles, we are about to be in for a BRUTAL few months but on the other side is a much, much better world

Democrats: (confronted by catastrophic crises on multiple fronts) We have determined our next campaign will be centered around a bunch of minor, arcane shit nobody cares about. Click here to donate.

"Nobody will let us cause 2 million civilians to die of hunger, even though it might be justified and moral" -Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich

Brains fucked because they've done horrible things to other humans or doing horrible things because their brains are fucked? Philosophers can debate.

If you read accounts by slave owners in the US prior to the Civil War you will understand completely that the construction of "white genocide" is a projection of oppressors whose brains have been stretched to the limit by the tension and disgust necessary to justify large scale systemic exploitation

The only dumb part of legalization is now I gotta go to an ugly ass strip mall to see the weed man

Loudly telling strangers to relax as you walk past them on the street.

When I was in 9th grade we had a mock trial for Christopher Columbus in my history class. For rape and torture and all that junk. I got to be the prosecutor. That's when I realized that when I grew up I wanted to be a shitposter.

In America a good political analysis always begins with the question "who in this situation has the least power" and then proceeds to blame everything on them

Leaning in close and telling people "if this works out we're both gonna be rich" at least 10 times a day with 10 different individuals

Why do all the artists I love always up being lefties?! How come these passionate, unusually creative individuals don't adhere to a conformist ideology that enforces rigid identities and punishes deviation from the status quo?! Am I crazy? Is it a conspiracy of some kind?

I would really like to have a job that doesn't matter in any way

What if you got to heaven and God's questions were all about why you didn't do heroin even though he made it really awesome and you got the sense he was pretty annoyed at you and might not let you in without slamming some dope

When I was in one of my college apartments there was a nearby neighbor whose WiFi network was called "GangsterismIsThe MelanomaOfAmerica" and every year I think I'm closer to understanding.

Thank God they are tinting the windows on school busses now. It used to be I'd pull up behind a bus at a light and the evil little urchins in the back row would stare at me and snicker, gesticulating and laughing in a mocking manner and I don't know if I could stand that at this stage of my life.

Tis better that 10 guilty people go free than one innocent be imprisoned. But in America if one lazy fucker gets food stamps we should starve a thousand unlucky folks to spite them.

I bet if ancient mound-builders knew about Google Earth they'd be so hyped.

Me: Man has made a cacophony so loud it hushes the world. The songs of departed birds are memories only. The fallow fields know naught but dust, ash, and the drone of mournful wind. Cop: So this is a noise complaint?

Finding my old eclipse glasses in the junk drawer to read the news every morning

Americans are surprisingly tenacious and inventive considering we're in a society that doesn't learn and can't remember anything that happened more than a month ago

Billionaire: You know who's really got it easy, the poor and permanently disabled. Joe Rogan: (nodding earnestly) I've heard that.

Folks, is it a country? Really? It could be something else, right? Shouldn't it be something else? More of a franchise? A chain of loosely affiliated entities under the same branding? We can still get together once a year for a hell of a trade show.

We've long since passed the point of parody. We live in a cartoon.