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This shall be forever known as the "Booker Filibuster", any filibuster delivered before voting against yourself. It used to have a different name, but this guy beat the pointless total.

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Dropped an ear bud out of my ear. Caught it between my head and shoulder. Put it back in my ear.

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A gallon and a pint is gross.

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Oh thank goodness! Only two hundred and ninety-nine charact

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Workin' in the pig pen, disruptin' piggies. @burdockandbramble.bsky.social

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A few cubic feet is sO mAnY cubic something

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Next it will be portable oxygen because it is a terror threat. Disabilities are prime targets for fascist enforcers. No bans on health and safety!

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When I was in elementary school they taught triplets as 1 ta co 2 ta co 3 ta co and quadruplets (16ths) as 1 ba na na 2 ba na na Why not teach standard counting methods, so kids don't learn one thing and then need to learn another later?

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One trip let two trip let three e and uh four trip let

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I just walked right to the range of my Bluetooth earbuds so it started playing some parts of the music in one ear and other parts in the other ear. Now I've come back in range and they are a split second out of sync. R: Welcome to the podcast... L:Welcome to the podcast...

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When you hear the import coupe tearing up your road and you turn to see... The UPS truck.

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The Last Message of Hossam to be shared after his death: The will in alt text ⏬️

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Most genres: 40 min album: 13 songs 60 min album: 18 songs Jazz: 40 min album: 5 songs 65 min album: 7 songs

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For instance I count triplets as 1 trip let 2 trip let, etc.

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I am so much more triumphant putting fuel in the fuel tank because I am listening to Rush.

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What phrase do you use to count musical quintuplets?

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I just listened to a famous bassist in an interview saying that the modern digital world could provide the same sort of musical advancement as the tempered scale did for western music hundreds of years ago. The tempered scale is a limitation. Does he mean that future music will become more limited?

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When you go to the building laundry to switch the wet towels to the dryer and the automatic light switches off a split second before you walk in.

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Philodendron Golden Crocodile

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You ever stand there and ask, "Why am I here??" Like when you're in the grocery store, for instance...

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AI Overview: Laura Linney and Jude Law appeared in the 2016 Good Place episode "What We Owe to Each Other". In the episode, Linney's character cries in a lake house after Law's character leaves her for his ex-wife's ghost. - Google results searching for the movie Eleanor mentions in The Good Place

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A neighbor of mine has a small pond, which has finally frozen. Today they are sitting on chairs on the ice, all gathered around a point on the shore. What are they focused on on the shore, some less than a foot away? A bonfire, of course!

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Why is it that the dirt pattern on my lens never resembles the obscured parts of my back-up cam?

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Honest in package labeling: Sealed for your frustration.

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Look who my new friend is in the hospital room, he comes to me, gives me a fly kiss and runs away😂😂 Sooooo cute He is sick too, pray for him, his name is Mohammed #Gaza Palestine Nasser Hospital

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Truely useful special abilities: The ability to tell whether the potatoes in salad someone else made are fully cooked without biting into semi-raw potato. #TruelyUsefulSpecialAbilities

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