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˙⋆✮ eef • 23 • he/him ✮⋆˙ was .LANGERMANN on vent
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time does not move as fast as i thought it did. wdym valentines was 5 days ago and not 2 weeks ago

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it looks weird in the pictures but its almost metallic?? like thats not ombre it anything it literally looks grey in some angles and purple in others its nuts

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and why he ourple

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Golden Star #jayvik

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

"eef i thought u had an—" I DO BUT IF I DONT MAKE THINGS WHEN IM STRESSED OUT ILL KILL MYSELF 😀 AND COOKING MAKES ME HAPPY

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i left the toner on for 30 minutes hoping it would leave a little purple but now its just WHITE. i mightttt. look for a cool silver or lavender eventually but idk. i like the results

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i have dyed. its so white now

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

also guess what i guess i can stay here and get my bachelors and not live woth my parents aaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaah joy happiness

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#asscastle I ALMOST FORGOT

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

could get my bachelor's at UNT maybe. work for 1yr first to get in state tuition? just wish i could do it all alone. i hate taking up space i hate existing i want to be alone forever. cocoon

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

i want to move. so bad. i think im going to start packing thru spring/summer. after i graduate in august ill see about moving in w friend in tx. i wanted to go straight to new york but i cannot fucking stay here anymore. i cant i cant i cant

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anyway. remembered this app exists hi. life is so great. my parents hate me everything else is fine except i want to die and the only form of escapism keeping me sane is STILL arcane

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

urge to block a couple randos on tumblr for No reason at all but id feel bad bc theyve been following me Forever and they like a lot of my posts but i never followed them back bc theyre like. harmlessly annoying

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

ILOVEMYGIRLFRIENDDDDDD sorry im drawing her as an animal crossing dog and losing my mind

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

my parents went to a superbowl party so its dead silent in the house and i can hear every creak of my knees. scary

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

where would we be without salami

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long time no see here is mspaint #viktor

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

gold boy

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

forgot i left ethel cain playing quietly on my computer and i walked over to my desk and was absolutely terrified to hear nearer my god to thee just barely audible

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

literally what is happening in this community

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Microsoft Windows official account tweeting jayvik instead of fixing w11. This is what The Woke is doing to society 😔

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i was going to make a joke about christening a building by throwing up in its bathroom but i actually dont know if ive already done that here LOL

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

submitted 38 days ago • 1270 comments

oh guys btw i got an 88% on that exam YAAAAAY

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I LOVE MY GIRFKFIFEEENNNDDDD AAAAAAAAH

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

why was there a sock. in my pocket. i think it got washed there LOL

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

this is unfortunate when you are the tiny noodle arm twink boyfriend

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

"i need to get buff so i like my body better" lame, not motivating enough "i need to get buff so i can scoop up my gf next time i see them and twirl them around in my arms" EPIC, SWAG, MOTIVATING, LOVE AND JOY

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

a glimps into my worldf (most recently saved pins)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

if pinterest would stop fucking refreshing every time i click back to the main feed i . would still be pissed tbh bitch ass app

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

girl we in the news esports.gg/news/league-...

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

like this week has been so fucking god awful i just dont care anymore. im focusing on school and getting my shit together and then ill worry about leaving. i literally cannot move i have no money lol

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

anyway. my bsf keeps trying to get me to leave the country and i love her sm but oh my godd. how many times do i have to say i cannot fucking go anywhere until i get my degree. that was my reason for not moving even BEFORE all of this bullshit

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i <3 ignoring snapchat messages

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

have not touched my phone all day and its 5pm wowie to be fair ive been on my computer but yknow. less annoying shit on there

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i cant even do the bullshit of organizing it on my pc bc of course i dont have a fucking mac

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

free cool brush sets vs. apple products being the scum of the fucking earth. let me group brush sets you absolute cunt

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

the way ny kms meter plummets when i finish a couple of homeworks... a crumb of more time for escapism yayy

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

submitted 45 days ago • 230 comments

ohhh my god this guy is a SAINT. all these brush sets are FREE. kmalexander.com/free-stuff/f...

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context: im doing homework

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does this place let you upload pngs with transparency. asking for important reasons

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment