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Ranking the 9 Best Picture nominees I've seen. 1. The Brutalist 2. Anora 3. Nickel Boys 4. Conclave 5. The Substance 6. Wicked 7. A Complete Unknown 8. Dune: Part Two 9. Emilia Pérez

my mom needs new citizenship documents. they’re charging her $555 to file for a replacement. please help her out if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/help-jourd...

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Lie Cheat and Steal is back with a special Saturday Night Live-themed episode! Watch as the contestants try to spot the cheater while answering questions about Weekend Update, weird guests, and Steven Seagal's disastrous episode. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOv...

I like Mad Men's ending, but if it ended 3 episodes earlier with Time & Life, it would be a perfect statement on both the time period and the characters. Authority insists something that really only benefits them is good for everyone, but everyone just walks away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdPD...

I hear at tonight's Liberal Party leadership debate the candidates were asked how they would deal with Trump, and if no one said "Put a sexy blonde wig on a polar bear and let it lead Trump to his death" then they don't deserve to lead this damn country

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Conan’s gonna do the “Bob Newhart in an isolation booth” bit at the Oscars, but with Jonathan Pryce in character as Pope Francis.

Watched the underrated Christopher Guest comedy For Your Consideration last night. I love that it's mostly just a lighthearted jab at moviemaking, but then it cuts to an exact mockup of the Charlie Rose set with a smarmy host who never stops interrupting.

1. Drank a whiskey drink 2. Drank a vodka drink 3. Drank a lager drink 4. Drank a cider drink 5. Sang the songs that remind him of the good times; sang the songs that remind him of the better times

1. In west PA is born and raised 2. On the playground is where I spent most of my days 3. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool 4. And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school 5. When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

Five things I did this week: 1. Helped you get right out this godforsaken town 2. Made it all a little less cold 3. Made some magic with my own two hands 4. Built an emerald city with these grains of sand 5. Gave you something you could take home

Five things I did this week: 1. Slipped out the back, Jack 2. Made a new plan, Stan 3. Didn't need to be coy, Roy, just got myself free 4. Hopped on the bus, Gus - didn't need to discuss much 5. Just dropped off the key, Lee, and, to reiterate, got myself free

No Crawdads For Old Men

BREAKING: Pope Francis not out of the woods yet. He went into the woods 30 minutes ago to take a walk.

Movie idea: "When Harry Met Sally" meets "Dirty Harry"

The video is a bit confusing but the rear car has modified his vehicle to project the anti elon, anti cybertruck images onto every cybertruck he sees

The “garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. HARPER LEE:

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Howard Hawks’ Sex Lives of the Potato Men

Michel Gondry's Mac and Me

Re: that awful Kevin Spacey video in response to Guy Pearce… The way trauma works is, when you survive abuse, it takes a long time…years, decades even, to admit to yourself/others that it was abuse. Sometimes, you continue the relationship, as it oddly feels safer. Sending much love to Pearce.♥️

If Tenacious D had gotten into a transporter accident that merged the two of them like Tuvix, the result would be Christopher Cross.

Even in an all-celebrity audience, Conan stands out like he's in a Where's Waldo book.

Watching the older male SNL stars on the red carpet and playing “Girlfriend or Daughter?”

There are some truly great films in the Best Picture race, but I feel like we're going to look back on I Saw the TV Glow like Do the Right Thing and The Dark Knight and wonder how it missed a nomination.

When Paul announced he was marrying Princess Irulan at the , Chani got mad because she'd called Muad'Dibs.

Life is short. You should do doo do do it.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

With apologies to two of this year’s Best Picture nominees (which I have seen), I can never find emotional resonance in half of a movie.

No matter how 'attractive' they make it sound. Do not go. Do not let loved ones go. Look to history my friends, and stay safe.

I love that Dan Aykroyd's attitude is "I'm just glad I was part of SNL, the coolest and most important thing ever." As far as the white male SNL stars of the '70s go, it's the healthiest take.

Happy Valentine's Day, friends

I've come around on the sixth season of Mad Men, but the brilliant and unappreciated doctor who nevertheless gets cuckolded by men like Don Draper AND just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Matthew Weiner is the show's low point.

Every female folk singer has a voice so ethereal and beautiful that it makes me believe in God. Most male folk singers make me reconsider.

"Includes A Special Rule!" might be the funniest sales pitch in the history of board game marketing.

moistened by his own picard, or whatever

if you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

Video Killed The Radio Star but its just the regular news and it killed satire hahahaha bleak

Do you have what it takes to win big on America's hottest new game show? All you have to do is guess the name of a celebrity with no context before the timer runs out. There's just one catch: the host is your girlfriend! Tonight on "Who's That Actor I Like? You Know, The One From That Movie..."

Sorry, absolutely losing it at the thought of Benedict Cumberbatch playing Pete Seeger

New Paul Simon lyrics just dropped

In 1985, haunted house comedy-horror film House was released. (Not to be confused with the Nobuhiko Obayashi film House.) Two years later, a followup was released with possibly the greatest sequel subtitle in motion picture history:

If you love trivia, from the serious to the ridiculous (mostly ridiculous), I host a trivia game every Wednesday at 9 Eastern called Lie Cheat and Steal. If you'd like to join us over Zoom any Wednesday, send me a DM! We'd love to have you.

Psycho Gone Baby Gone

In an attempt to understand what music I like, Apple has just resorted to oxymorons