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Blood Drive!! 2,923 miles, 10 insanely rare pints of blood, and a country full of psychos, cannibals, and mutated vampires... No big deal for Rami Romero. After all, he's a hero, at least that's what his mom told him. #ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Ho #Ac #SFi #Fea

Please, Don't Try This at Home In the throes of a mid-life crisis, Vince Dobson does what any man would—builds a backyard wrestling ring, drawing the ire of the HOA, jeopardizing his family and friends. #ScreenPit #Co #Drdy #Fea

The House Creeper Working to reopen Montana's Magic Sky Ski Resort, the new employees fall prey to a vengeful masked killer and a sinister, cursed past that demands to be remembered. #screenpit #Ho #Th #Fea #Re #Su

Wrestling is real. People are fake. In 1976, the search for a missing girl sends a damaged Vietnam vet turned private eye deep into the seedy, secretive world of the Memphis wrestling territory—where truth and lies are the same, and everyone's working an angle. #ScreenPit #Dr #Cri #Th #My #Pi #Div

So damn hot that even the central air just gave up. I can't say I'm not disappointed but I get it.

Them: What do you use to write? Me: Typically, the standard modern English alphabet arranged into words and then formed into what sometimes resembles sentences. #Writing

Apparently, today (June 20th) is the second-to-last Friday of the month, which means it's Summerween! Happy Summerween, you weenies!

Fun Fact: Mike Judge modeled Beavis and Butt-Head off this photo.

The job I was born for.

While waiting to meet cult filmmaker Tommy Wiseau, a struggling screenwriter reconnects with an eccentric old friend. Short Script. 7pp #ScriptSky #FilmSky #WritersSky drive.google.com/file/d/1n4XT...

Ya love to see it. Canadians showing up to protest Trump.

A day in the life of the anthropomorphic bee man of Saskatchewan, Joe Denuto. Short Script. 7pp #ScriptSky #FilmSky #WritersSky drive.google.com/file/d/1aJvY...

The House Creeper #Logline: Working to reopen Montana's Magic Sky Ski Resort, the new employees fall prey to a vengeful masked killer and a sinister, cursed past that demands to be remembered. #ScriptySky #FilmSky #HorrorSky

It's funny because both Trump and Marty want to fuck their respective daughters.

Logline: Wrestling is real. People are fake. In 1976, the search for a missing girl sends a damaged Vietnam vet turned private eye deep into the seedy, secretive world of the Memphis wrestling territory—where truth and lies are the same, and everyone's working an angle. #Scriptsky #TVPilot #TVSky

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

The long-lost, never-before-pitched format/script for WWE’s WCW One Nitro Only. #WrestleSky #FantasyBooking drive.google.com/file/d/1EvfD...

Behold!! The first draft of what would become the abysmal 2018 shitshow that is Kill Teaser. (Not based on a true story despite claims to the contrary.) #Scriptsky #Screenwriting #Screenplay drive.google.com/file/d/11eJi...

Logline: Wrestling is real. People are fake. In 1976, the search for a missing girl sends a damaged Vietnam vet turned private eye deep into the seedy, secretive world of the Memphis wrestling territory—where truth and lies are the same, and everyone's working an angle. #Scriptsky #Filmsky #TVSky

#DozingDon

Tonight, Holmdel, NJ. It's gonna get weird.

People in Ohio have some strange tastes.

People really believe in Joe Henry.

It's 4/20, and we all know what that means. It's Barney Gumble's birthday (same as Hitler's). Happy birthday, you boozy, belching, bastard.

Hello pot, I'd like to introduce you to kettle.

This is my life now. visdeurbel.nl/en/

How fucked up is it that America is being rapidly destroyed by what essentially amounts to a group of villains from an Austin Powers movie?

And there it is www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/... #FuckTrump #FuckNazis #FuckMAGA