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Monday

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I can only imagine that Shrewsbury Town disbanded their reserves team because they no longer wanted a team nicknamed The Saloppy Seconds.

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Post an image you can hear

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ST. PETER: oh Lord Almighty, we must make it easier to identify the aged and wizened GOD: wait, the grey hair, leathery complexion and faint odour of piss aren’t enough? ST. PETER: Afraid not, Lord GOD: How about an involuntary groaning sound every time they stand up? ST. PETER: Genius

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Wednesday marks the 13th anniversary of my father saying ta-ra for the final time. Today’s match is the closest to it. Do it for Glynn! #bwfc

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Apparently, baseball is trending because the pre season games have begun. So here’s the greatest thing to have ever happened at a baseball game:

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NEIL: got the opportunity of a lie-in this morning, I am really looking forward to having a lie-in, I’ve had a right old time of it at work and a rest is just what I need. NEIL’S BRAIN: here’s what we’ll do, we’ll not have a lie-in and instead wake up at 6. NEIL’S BLADDER: NEED A WEE

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I’m working in Germany this week, and the main contact I’m dealing with looks like John McAtee. And it’s really unfair on both of us, because every time he talks I can’t really understand a word he’s saying, because my mind is just going 🎶 I SAW MY MATE, THE OTHER DAY 🎶…. #bwfc

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Monday

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Off to Germany this week, so if anyone wants some fancy sausage, massive beers, or some decent driving standards - oh, how this fucking shithole needs some of them - bringing home, let me know.

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FOOTBALL PUNDITS: stop saying “should of”! It’s bad enough reading it, never mind hearing it.

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NEIL: got the opportunity of a lie-in this morning, I am really looking forward to having a lie-in, I’ve had a right old time of it at work and a rest is just what I need. NEIL’S BRAIN: here’s what we’ll do, we’ll not have a lie-in and instead wake up at 6. NEIL’S BLADDER: NEED A WEE

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Need a better video of it, but part of Norwich’s goal highlights at Hull today featured a squirrel absolutely belting it down the right wing on an overlap. Lovely to watch.

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My son - who came up with the Szabi Schön chant and was the first to sing it, at Northampton - has put the idea of a song about our boss to the tune of Rudy by Kaiser Chiefs, but I’m not sure if our fans can reach the high notes! 🎶 SCHUEY SCHUEY SCHUEY SCHUEY! AH-AAAH-AH-AAAH-AAAH-AAAAH! 🎶 #bwfc

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And this Stuart Hall sounding motherfucker on the mic at half time can do one as well, the dirty little danger #bwfc

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We’re being bullied here, Shrewsbury just pinned us back that first twenty minutes and got what they deserved. Our passing is more hopeful than measured, because no one looks like they really want to pull the strings. The gap between midfield and attack is ridiculous #bwfc

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Jesus. First away end in a long time where everyone’s got a beer in their bonnet about sitting in the seats on their tickets. No doubt we’ll get told to sit down and not make too much noise as the game goes on #bwfc

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Just found a weird old place in Shrewsbury allowing away fans in - Rad, on Hereford Road. Craft beer place, but it’s next to a place doing match day parking, Pritchards van hire. My next dilemma - dare I have a second pint of their 9% Belgian lager before the game? #bwfc

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Is it because he loves weed more than he would love his kids?

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“You mean like a dreidel?” “No, I said we bought the dog a CHEW toy.”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We all love Jordi Osei-Tutu #bwfc

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Roses are red, Free speech is free, Here’s Animal, Giving a horse an O.B.E.

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It left her….SHELL-SHOCKED

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Go on, randomised play!

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FRIDAY !

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Friday

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This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

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Pointless question: “National Teams That Have Appeared In Multiple FIFA World Cup Finals” First contestant answer: “Charlton Athletic”

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Absolutely impossible to get Wrexham tickets, error message every time I selected a seat. Took exactly 30 seconds to sell out #bwfc

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Can the neighbours not throw it back over for him?

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