coloneloolong.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

coloneloolong.bsky.social

4,840 posts 546 followers 602 following

Posts 22 Comments 28

Canada has the better national anthem too.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dude skipped every leg day.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Saudi Arabian government investment company buys stake in financially-stricken DAZN, who recently bought unwanted Club World Cup TV rights from FIFA, who gift-wrapped a World Cup to Saudi Arabia. An incredible coincidence of entirely unrelated events in which all 3 parties are massive beneficaries.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

i wish i loved anything as much as elon musk loves jacking off into a solo cup, packaging it with dry ice and sending it to some rancid woman to put in her awful vagina

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When the metaphor SCREAMS at you to wake the fuck up

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

submitted 9 days ago • 82 comments

I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

submitted 10 days ago • 147 comments

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

submitted 10 days ago • 1875 comments

This is the greatest story I’ve read in a long time.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again begging New York City to Eminent Domain every last Trump property in NYC and use it for migrant housing. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/n...

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Chelsea have spent €670m on attacking players since the new ownership took over in 2022 and yet their front line is a complete mess. This week's newsletter on why the Stamford Bridge club's "bold" transfer strategy doesn't seem to be adding up to much: tinyurl.com/2p9uw4k7

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

This is our moment: open air basketball.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Final score was 22-0.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I never found out exactly what it was. Me and like a dozen other people were sitting in a waiting area when we heard a ruckus upstairs. A door from the stairway burst open and like 30 people came out clapping and chanting like a pep rally. Half of us walked out immediately.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Team USA’s U-17 boy’s team scores first goal in just 90 seconds of play against the USVI.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Just the dumbest fucking shit all day every day.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

1/2 🧵 Ok, so ideally I would like this post, dating from 1912 and alerting the scientific community of the time to the dangers of coal exploitation and consumption on the greenhouse effect and climate change, to go viral in order to inform the wider community.

submitted 13 days ago • 50 comments

New Super Bowl curse drops

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

Kansas City will go to the White House anyway

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Canada has the better national anthem too.

Dude skipped every leg day.

Saudi Arabian government investment company buys stake in financially-stricken DAZN, who recently bought unwanted Club World Cup TV rights from FIFA, who gift-wrapped a World Cup to Saudi Arabia. An incredible coincidence of entirely unrelated events in which all 3 parties are massive beneficaries.

i wish i loved anything as much as elon musk loves jacking off into a solo cup, packaging it with dry ice and sending it to some rancid woman to put in her awful vagina

When the metaphor SCREAMS at you to wake the fuck up

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

This is the greatest story I’ve read in a long time.

I am once again begging New York City to Eminent Domain every last Trump property in NYC and use it for migrant housing. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/n...

Chelsea have spent €670m on attacking players since the new ownership took over in 2022 and yet their front line is a complete mess. This week's newsletter on why the Stamford Bridge club's "bold" transfer strategy doesn't seem to be adding up to much: tinyurl.com/2p9uw4k7

This is our moment: open air basketball.

Final score was 22-0.

I never found out exactly what it was. Me and like a dozen other people were sitting in a waiting area when we heard a ruckus upstairs. A door from the stairway burst open and like 30 people came out clapping and chanting like a pep rally. Half of us walked out immediately.

Team USA’s U-17 boy’s team scores first goal in just 90 seconds of play against the USVI.

Just the dumbest fucking shit all day every day.

1/2 🧵 Ok, so ideally I would like this post, dating from 1912 and alerting the scientific community of the time to the dangers of coal exploitation and consumption on the greenhouse effect and climate change, to go viral in order to inform the wider community.

New Super Bowl curse drops

Kansas City will go to the White House anyway

Gianni Infantino at the Super Bowl scheming evermore filthy lucre into his greedy and corrupt Swiss hands.

TRUMP CURSE WORSE THAN THE TED CRUZ CURSE LMFAO

This obesity ad is making me want a couple bowls of ice cream.