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Works on Hexagon at Qualcomm. Owns a lot of shoes. I contradict myself? ATX. He/Him
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Ever see a pride flag creased from shipping and think "if the person who bought this was really an ally, they'd own an iron"?

I simply must move back to FW.

Why do some people (men) just... not realize how loud they are in restaurants. Please stop talking twice as loud as everyone else.

Nothing like re-reading old texts and realizing I might have been the unreasonable one 🙃

I think I want 3rd eye surgery: /

Garage: no worky Alarm: no worky Doorbell: 🤗

Stopped Alavert too early 🙁

OH: "I've been there on Zillow"

It happened again. Next time I want to ask if people ever choose the bed.

Days since I have interacted with Lauterbach T32, general satisfaction with how my life is going, etc. etc.

So when my power goes out the vacuum turns on and searches for home. Well done Shark.

I have not succeeded in being normal about pairing my socks that all came with a logo on one foot but not the other.

OH: Man 1: That girl behind you has awesome tits. Man 2: Oh, I have the type of glasses where you can see behind my head by looking through the edge. 🙃

May 2nd, 11:43PM: We are on mint syrup attempt number five. Morale is low. This is why I don't host parties.

I do a lot of curbside groceries. The number of times I get asked if I want groceries *in my truck bed* feels unreasonable. That's not a thing people do... right?

Really been having a Demi Lovato moment the past few days.

OH: "turpentine sounds like it should be delicious"

The graphics in this export and sanctions compliance training are really something.

Hey vine was funny

Do you ever respect women enough to not interject in their conversation?

Discussing air conditioners with the Uber driver. Dudes rock.

In the words of @cdaniels.net, I like "drinking my salads with 30% abv"

Decided to set up mom's old iPhone to control my TV to overcome inadequacies of Apple TV (the hardware). 2 software engineers with post grad degrees, 3 phones, and this only took 30 minutes.

Now downloading the Zillow App.

When the couple next to you at the bar says we like your vibe... but you're reading the ZFS manual?

I've reached the point in the evening where my eyes just Don't Work : (

Starting my backlog of things to watch on Big OLED tonight with Chernobyl.

I really need to find a way to preserve lemon juice. Like squeeze a ton and freeze it or something.

So, car headroom. What is the seat height set to when this is measured? Also, what seat incline is used to determine where the head is? Also also, that point could get into the higher portion of a sunroof, so they correct for that because heads are not a line... right?

This is an anti-Zoom rage post. Why does "you must sign in with a corporate account" *actually* just mean you must have the workplace version installed? That is not what those words mean. Why am I shown as muted, and then getting texts from someone else in the meeting saying I look unmuted?!

It is cool when genAI is the "Do What I Mean" button

Wishing this spend-analyzer distinguished dining and drinking.

I work at Big Co. We have bi-weeklg bagels. Why does the toaster not have a bagel mode?!

The Zillow to Hinge pipeline is under-discussed.

Rage quitting OneNote over search.

My friend @there.is.no.aarch64.mov did something very cool: github.com/iximeow/yaxp...

If you're on jswipe and not Jewish... Are you a jaser?

OH: "I have a collared shirt on, I will not be making modifications to my car."

*Hungoverly* Trump take my early 20s