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Black cats do tend to have bad luck. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

// NEW POST DETECTED // Alissa poses as a pancake. Go check it out!

"Animation is cinema." ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

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Remember to use file compressors responsibly. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

Side effects of ADA due to sudden steamroller may include increased crinkles, increased facial heat, and an enlarged chest. ------------------------------ A "re-imagining" of Leslie Flattened by DepthDropper. #flattened #flattening #平面化

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It's one thing to break the fourth wall. It's another to become it. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

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Royal duties come with immense pressure — and five needless loading screens. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

From Sheikah tech to squishy desk decor — the Purah Pad: the pinnacle of ergonomic degeneracy. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

Wringers are one thing. Beskar wringers designed to turn force users into paper dolls is another. ------------------------------ Models by Airress #flattened #flattening #平面化

Atomic Displacement Anomaly (A.D.A), the cause for most "flattenings", can originate from a variety of sources. This includes sweaty thighs. ------------------------------ Secret Santa gift for @/GarbageHehe #flattened #flattening #平面化

The Queen of Christmas, colloquially known as the antithesis to all retail employees, prepares to be stored away until next holiday season. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

god i wish that were me - A.S. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

Friendly reminder to always wear a seat-belt on speeding bullet trains. - G.H. ------------------------------ Models by Skuddbutt #flattened #flattening #平面化

Before anyone asks, yes, [ZELDA]'s fine. Although, scraping a smeared princess off the floor is much more difficult than you'd think. - J.L. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

It's not everyday your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend uses your own hammer-space hammer against you. ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

Sometimes you go from cleaning the floor, to becoming one with the floor. [Yor]'s compressed body nullified any rational thought in her head... ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化

Smushed by an onslaught of unforgiving metal rollers, reducing the prestigous bounty hunter to nothing but warm, blue puddy, [SAMUS] described the experience as "uncomfortably pleasant." ------------------------------ #flattened #flattening #平面化