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comfortfood.bsky.social
I bake canelés & do comedy, and I'm all out of comedy.
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Thinking of throwing myself a destination funeral

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À la USSR in the 80s, the most lucrative career in the US will soon be Levi's 501s smuggler

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How about doing a Saw for ice officers? And if you have leftover budget you can make it into a movie as well

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Making myself angry imagining how Wait Wait Don't Tell Me would still be upbeat the day after Kristallnacht

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in terms of the us economy

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American shrimpers are finally getting a lifeline! And all it cost us is Americans can no longer afford seafood #Tarrifs

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Who wants to condone with me?

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Every day if I don't leak top secret intelligence, I give myself a little treat.

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can I get some follows for this? I'm funny

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NPR: Several immigrants in ice custody have died of starvation. Among 4000 other inmates in a facility built to house 400. And next up, new insights into how kangaroos evolved their hop!

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New slogan for Tesla autopilot: Trust Tesla for when you can not see

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Love that every time a #drake album drops I get to hear who betrayed him this time

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just rediscovered the math I did here. very proud of debunking some silliness

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i like when I walk in to an elevator and guess right about what side the buttons are on

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Headline pitch for the Onion: Aid for California Water Woes: Porn Industry to Cut Down on Shower Scenes

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If my doctor casually says "rock n roll" before every procedure can I sue for medical malpractice?

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I want to invent a time machine, and then pottery.

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joke news headline I wrote when Downton Abbey had just come out: Downton Abbey gives cousins courage to hookup at family reunion

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pos™odern

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