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Born in the 90s Trying our best They/Them
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Age of Empires 2 Shotel Warrior

Lady Shiva kind of day

Eri Kasamoto - Metal Slug redraw

The world's unluckiest detective.

1997

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

full copypasta in the alt

Part 2 of my imaginary Dino Crisis remake image series.

Some images I made for an imaginary Dino Crisis remake. One can dream.

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?

Easy. Lightweight. Portable.

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

listen, i do not like total war. but they have declared total war *on us* because they think there will not be consequences. all of these people are listed and have public names. you can shame them and their friends and their families and their children.

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE FIXED BLENDERS SHIT UI AND MADE IT USABLE BY HUMANS WITHOUT INVESTING A SHIT TON OF TIME JUST KNOWING WHERE THE SINGLE OPTION YOU NEED IT FOR IS OR LEARN 300 GODSDAMNED SHORTCUTS RESKEETED TO THE MAX HOLY SHIT

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Hundreds of asylum seekers from around the globe are being trapped by the US in a Panama hotel where they'll eventually be sent to a camp in the jungle. One Chinese man said “I thought: America is a free country with respect for human rights. I had no idea it was like a dictatorship.”

Space Maria

Belated Happy Valentine's Day, inspired by fan clip!

In 2023, three states passed laws to prevent utilities from charging customers for lobbying, advertising, and other political influence activities. Customers have already saved hundreds of thousands of dollars. www.canarymedia.com/articles/uti...

Marian Kelly & The Lee Bros. (and her Legendary Abs™️ River City Girls 2 Valentine’s Day artwork for @wayforward.bsky.social ♥️

Bro got deactivated bcoz he thinks its mother holding him

Lady Lucerne. Knight of the Ordo Mediare. Your mom.

Madden NFL 15 Ghost collecting dust at the used game store:

kunoichi

オレンジとチョコレート #Bloodborne

lowpoly horror game protagonist OC just for fun

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

sol and jack o date comm~ #ggst

RIP Chris Moore (June 1, 1947 - Feb 7, 2025)

commission from twitter :)

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Sketchin' some Maria

I’m deceased

Would the A-Team join Outer Heaven?

Post is up, in which I rank every* Major League Baseball team by how helpful their nickname would be in an Angels in the Outfield scenario. assigned.substack.com/p/every-base... *except three

JOY- We can win this hockey game as a team! ANXIETY- but what if she gets hurt again... ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Heroic: Success] - Yesss look at you. your skates are steel talons. The rink a frozen pasture of cattle desperate for slaughter. You NEEDED to smoke those bath salts. now you will drink BLOOD.

There currently exists the perfect Fantastic Four movie, its just called The Incredibles

『 ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 』 (Repaint)

Shane Glines shape study doodles

شجاعة - Courage The second slide is the last known photo of Dr. Hussam Abu Safiya, the director of Kamal Adwan Hospital, walking toward Israeli tanks before being detained by Israeli forces after they destroyed the last hospital in northern Gaza. His current condition is unknown.

The workers were emailed by a little boy with no legal authority who interns for the richest Nazi in the world. It is an absolutely insane development and the social copy doesn’t come close to conveying it.