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They/them - Cat person (ambiguous) - Politics, shitposting, and a loose assortment of rotating hyperfixations - mtg, Warhammer, etc. To address the most common question about my name: Yes, I am in fact a Space Wizard
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Getting models on the table for the first time in like half a year almost. Nids are gonna win this crusade game but it's gonna cost us.

The Futuresight frame has got to be one of my favorite frames of all time

Mystery Booster 2 draft went pretty well. What a fun, silly set. We got a futuresight Hogaak so that's fun

Playing in my first Mystery Booster 2 draft later today. Very purposefully avoided as many spoilers as possible for this set and very excited for wherever I'm about to experience

My copy of Deep Regrets from @tettix.bsky.social arrived and it's so lovely!

They finally arrived. Whatever dumb bullshit these end doing in whatever decks they land in, is entirely the fault of @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social for reminding me it existed

ADJSHFGAHJDSFGK - dashare.zone ADMIN

I know it's not the best mox ever, but this Mox Jasper is so pretty I just have to put it in my Miirym deck

The season 3 finale of Shuffle Up and Play is one of my favorite games of magic ever, so I'm completely thrilled to have received this Jon Irenicus signed by @tolariancommunitycollege.com and can't wait to start giving 'gifts' to my own pod

Got back from my month-long trip and decided to take a bit of a social media break, which I guess ended up being like a month long. Good thing nothing newsworthy or culturally relevant has happened in that time, right?

Updated my Breya list to it's latest current form, now with a few more Transformers!

Gender Affirming Mass Land Destruction

Finally sitting down and making a Marina Vendrell haunted house deck. I think I might love bracket one.

Opening up a few collector boosters with my kiddo and she starts off saying "I hope someday I see a Japan showcase card!" and me explaining it's probably a fairly low chance. Smash cut to first pack we open and the first card is a Japan showcase fracture foil 'Spectacular Pileup' 😂

Living my best Bracket 1 life now. Just ordered one of these for my Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar deck.

lmao that sounds like a pope name from an 80s japanese NES game where they just made up their own 'pope-sounding' names

I love her so much. Every time I see this art I think "I'd get this tattoo"

Hoping all the fine folks at MagicCon Chicago are keeping warm. Also a tip for folks who will be flying back with a bunch of new cardboard: big bundles of playing cards look just like bricks of plastic explosive on the xray machine - have them at the top of your carry on or in checked luggage.

Any time I hear some capital-G 'Gamer' insist they want a game with no pronouns, I think about an ex housemate who went to great lengths to use my proper name every time, rather than my preferred pronouns and how much mental work they had to do, just to sound awkward and stupid.

Really strikes me how so many libs on here are so eager to talk down to leftists like we're idiots, while simultaneously so many of their arguments boil down to "no u" or "I know you are but what am I?" tier shit. Not to mention some of us have read more theory than they've ever even seen.

Things are going great at the free speech absolutist's site

The richest man in the world, who runs our country now I guess, dresses like his whole wardrobe was provided by LootCrate- what the fuck are we even doing anymore?

I left on this trip with a single Dandan deck in my bag. I am returning with 5 Commander decks (one is for a friend) and an additional box full of cards. No, I'm not at a con or anything. 😅

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

Finally picked up the Blame Game precon after having my eye on it for a while. Very excited to stir up a bunch of trouble at the table. I enjoy setting up puzzles and dilemmas for my pod to solve and... well... just look at some of these cards!

This isn't the beginning, but it isn't the end, either.

Dad's finally well enough to watch TV and stuff and is getting caught up on the last month of news. I've been thinking about/dreading this moment. What do you even say to someone who basically just woke up to all this. He still can't really talk but his face says it all. Fuck.

Seems *checks notes* bad. Seems really bad

Spent the day working on a flight with an insurance company over medically necessary coverage AND managed to close a car door on my hand, because I can multitask

christ

We love a freaky lil guy

It bears repeating that liberals who wanna blame leftists for their losses are really just admitting they couldn't win without us, and if they ever want to win again they should probably do more to win us over, rather than demanding that WE make concessions to them.

Give these losers enough time and they will always resort to transphobia and misgendering. Every. Time. Normal shit.