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how the fuck did i beat megaman 1 when i was 9 what the fuck was i on

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I like how confused people get when I say Battletech was my mecha gateway drug because it's like saying that a PT Cruiser was my gateway drug into 5th Gen fighters

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girl i spent the night flirting with: "i dreamt about you all night" me: "i dreamt about a new croquette recipe that was so good the government tried to steal it" anyways i think it's gonna be a big hit

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they came to watch me poop but the sunbeam was too nice so they started to fall asleep

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a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos

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i'm so FUCKING TIRED OF SNOW FUCK

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.45-70 vs a kitten hydrogen bomb vs baby with a cough jfc

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friend's brain damaged crush mercy killed/fucking obliterated their shopcat with a round you could reliably take a moose down with, in doors, IN THE SHOP THEIR BOSS OWNS, splattering the poor kitten across the shop, and further traumatizing a 13 year old girl i need away from these people

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

two years ago i took the best picture of hocus ever

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they have both come for a chance at my food

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"NOW I KNOW YA'LL PRONOUNS PROBABLY AIN'T HE/HIM AND I RESPECT THAT SO IS IT SHE/HER AND I APOLOGIZE FOR HE/HIMMING YOU THE OTHER DAY" *me shaking from trying to contain my laughter* "s-s-s-sall good!"

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shooting my shot again. commissions are open! usually $100, marked down to $75 for a 7x10 watercolor portrait mailed to you. pets and monsters are my favorite subjects! hmu if you're interested!

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PRE HEATING IS FAKE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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i sneezed on hocus earlier and honestly, love him, but he deserved it the little prick (love him)

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getting my nostrils pierced next week and i'm afraid the posts will act much like a string or a stick when making rock candy but for boogers in my nose

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like i could fuck up a hunk of pickled muktuk right now might even grill it too

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the last time i was at the aquarium was when i was 13 on a field trip. we got to sleep overnight at the aquarium in front of the beluga whale tank. it was so cool to hear them talk all night. love those little guys would probably still eat one

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i'm getting my hands tattooed the day after my birthday and i'm so fucking stoked and then we're gonna go to the aquarium fukken blitzed and see sea lions and shit

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i do not own a fire alarm

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Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

submitted 65 days ago • 99 comments

well there goes half the fucking pill flying across the room from the sheer ferocity of my cutting ability

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

aw shit i'm way too stoned to quarter this cyproterone with my swiss army knife aw heck aw shit

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

this fucking $4 cat bed has done more to bring the cats closer to ruby in 1 day than 10 months of living together has they're like "oh our beds are close together so we get along now" meanwhile ruby still can't tell them apart and doesn't know which one attacks her or not at any time

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they both climbed into their bed just to stare at ruby

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I WANT THE GRANDMA COUCH

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this was a nice drink, please ignore my dead dog in the background

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

just a wee bit of sleeping hocus drool which we will process into black opium and eventually heroin

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

hocus on ruby's bed. he's only there to fucking spite her. he spends 95% of his day on the highest platform of the cat tree, only coming down to shit, eat, or drool on me but yes *now* he's a terrestrial kitty

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i could value a serving of wonton soup at $130 now after the car trade

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happy 2025 gamers

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

i traded a pot of wonton soup for a car i make really good wonton soup

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

little pocus fang

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you will be visited by three spirits

submitted 96 days ago • 12 comments

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT 🐱 #art

submitted 101 days ago • 13 comments