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The year is After Colony 195 | Dumb TN queer | Go Birds, forever.
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Got a 2 for 1 from Bug. And this definitely satisfies the “no villains” criteria since they’re both just batshit.

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Forced to find out Bari Weiss has a sister. No surprise that Suzy sucks shit too.

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The McDonalds Monopoly game except the most common piece is just an Oblivion Gate.

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Almost everything else about Chicago is chill though. I’d like to visit again soon and be a little more adventurous with my food choices.

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Nothing short of an omnipresent being manifesting itself on Earth could change the fact that Chicago ”pizza” is objectively the most shit-tier pizza on the planet.

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Went back to my home state recently and had to visit Joe Biden’s default respawn location.

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Watching liberals continue to spout shit on TikTok about pro-Palestine protest movements genuinely makes me dizzy. Kamala could have draped herself in a Palestinian flag and she still would have lost. That whole campaign shot itself in the foot halfway through.

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Seeing Whirr again is easily one of the highlights of my year. Hoping to catch them one more time in ATL but who knows.

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More of them should try to be heroes. abcnews.go.com/US/infowars-...

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RELAX

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Alright look I’m just gonna go dig Chuck Schumer sized hole in the desert and let y’all figure it out

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The Warcraft movie was fun as hell and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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I bring a certain “I’m the Michael Jordan of being a fucking idiot” to the function that most people hate.

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Why do we bother the Shai-Hulud like that? All they know is ‘eat’ and ‘go forward’.

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50% tip, easy order.

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The US Government has to be the worst Mean Girls sequel they could have given us.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Someone brought a roasted pig to the Eagles parade dressed up as Patrick Mahomes. Philadelphia sports fans rename unmatched.

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glad someone is finally saying it lol

submitted 112 days ago • 92 comments

“Oh he gonna cry in the car”

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“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself before taking the field for Kendrick Lamar’s show. “Are you going to take a stand?”

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Elon Musk is just Kanye West for people terminally addicted to LinkedIn.

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Do we think it’s logistically possible to beat Kanye to death with 1000 hammers? Acquired from every state?

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Waking up knowing the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs is a damn good feeling.

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pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song

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