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communist, if the name didn’t give it away. fluent in self-sabotage. he/him. hassky.
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love me a good video essay that answers the question of the title in the first 5 minutes, so i can skip the next 45 minutes of analysis.

after 13 months of running defence for the genocide israel is committing, i love how on the morning Netanyahu’s ICC arrest warrant is authorized, CNN is hosting a panel of recent cruise-goers to talk about their vacations. what the fuck is happening?

watching the Trudeau Liberals make the same mistakes that Democratic Party & Kamala did by leaning to the right on the topic of immigration is so sickening. the west capitulating to the worst people of our society instead of building affordable housing is so on brand.

i love how fortune 500 companies used to advertise on twitter, and within a year this is all they have left. impeccable work mr. musk.

about to ethically relapse on union made beer.

early bluesky was such a wild time! i remember a bigot somehow got their hands on an invite code, and within 24 hours they were the most blocked account on the entire website lmao.

the people who are running the world were alive during the time of asbestos filtered cigarettes, we may as well call it a wrap.

if ellen was still on tv right now she’d be griddying with benjamin netanyahu, and justifying to wine moms across the country why israel needs to turn the children of rafah into human soup.

she rode him to death?

110 thousand tons of bombs were dropped on cambodia with the green light of henry kissinger, i hope he’s rotting 110 thousand layers deep in hell right now.

timothy mcveigh’s bombs claimed 168 lives, he was sentenced with death. henry kissinger’s bombs that he green lit were responsible for claiming millions of lives. kissinger was never sentenced.

i’m a true leftist because my alcoholism relies solely on union made beer

junlper getting suspended on twitter is the final nail in the coffin for that hellscape of a site

smoked for the first time in 3 months and surpassed the giggly stage and landed on the existential crisis level of stoned

let’s remember the important questions dianne feinstein asked, like “where am i?”, and “what’s happening right now?”

i just know feinstein’s staffers are scrambling to find another decrepit senator to attach themselves to so they can continue their insider trading

canadian politicians feeling emboldened to shake hands with the 4chan incels who are protesting the LGBTQ+ community infuriates me to no end

the job of the democratic and republican party is to jingle keys in front of your face while they steal the remaining social safety nets that they promised you

why is the karen haircut and republican voter venn diagram a circle?

the “fuck trudeau” crowd are going to be very excited over this revelation

if i stroked out on the job my company would forcibly make me retire, what the fuck is going on with the united states government?

i hope we don’t find these aliens. next thing you know, they’d be telling us they like laissez-faire neoliberalism

car-centric reliant infrastructure killed JFK.

just found out about the extraction of surplus labour value. damn, that shit sucks.

teenagers getting arrested with felony charges for abortions. if this continues we’re going to have a large problem with women not being able to vote again…

seems like a few actors already crossed the picket line

the 400 million settlement for the writers/actors strike is an accounting error for the guilds, yet they’d rather watch +100,000 fend for themselves while they collect tax deductions

nightmare blunt rotation

all the people riding for jonah hill are the same idiots who never listened to tory lanez but we’re explicitly adamant he shot megan the stallion with zero evidence

leaving the unethical platform ran by a nazi billionaire to go post on the other unethical platform that propagated the genocide of rohingya muslims

can’t wrap my head around the popularization of personified brand posts. i go to wendy’s for their slightly better cheeseburgers than mcdonalds, not because they get in public spats with arby’s and grimace that purple fuck

the US dollar is to volitile, which is why i like to keep my money in Denny's gift cards

love how the 2.3 billion dollar sphere in vegas can accurately give us a glimpse of what the earth’s surface is going to look like if we continue devastating the environment

unironically signing up for threads so i can be apart of the class action privacy lawsuit in a few years

standing in awe at the sheer amount of capitalist dick-riding happening over on threads

every underpaid social media marketing manager is currently being crushed under the pressure of thinking up a “cleaver” post to get their threads account viral. it’s a capitalist hellscape over there.

love hearing the “both sides are bad narrative” from my local news when israel has been committing war crimes daily against palestinian children

a little universal basic income would pair nicely with our current intergenerational poverty