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“Legal tactics” lmao it’s called breaking the law. What the hell is this trash @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

Truly a classic. I watched this dozens of times back in 06. It’s so good. Satirical Colbert is the goat.

One of my favorites off ENDS. As a new parent, excited Nick wrote a song about me. (Not really. Also, fantastic song whether you’re a parent or not.)

lmao get fucked wapo.st/44UqriU

No laws just vibes

Hell yeah

I’m sure people on this website are going to be so chill and cool about this book. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/b...

“It’s corruption when I SAY it’s corruption.” - New York Times

drunk Fox hosts having quite the moment

Not even close to the most important thing going on here, but does he ever open his eyes or

lmao Trump is cooked if this happens

This fucking rocks

just one more administrative burden bro. I promise bro Just one more means test and it'll fix everything bro. bro. Just one more administrative burden. One more means test and we can fix this whole problem bro. Bro cmon just give me one more administrative burden I promise. bro

Suffice to say this wasn’t exactly the campaign message!

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I think there are good and bad faith arguments being made about the politics of whether Democrats should be responding to this administration’s immigration actions. This leaves only one choice, in case you weren’t convinced before. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

Here’s a work in progress performance of ‘Hold You’ from December 2023. This was pulled from a 19 minute Patreon post where I ramble about the inspiration behind the song and share a couple early demos. Full post free and public here: www.patreon.com/posts/947850...

I was told this was Trump’s 80/20 or even 90/10 issue and that Democrats should ignore it. lol. lmao even. Trump’s immigration ratings turn negative, Post-ABC-Ipsos poll finds wapo.st/3Yek4Tj

There are two wolves inside each man

Do you like crying? Or even not crying? This song will do one of those two things, but either way, it’s a great song.

“Looking forward to 2026, this coalition that Wisconsin Democrats have arranged could prove crucial to flipping the state legislature and holding their existing statewide offices.” split-ticket.org/2025/04/21/h...

is this maga? butterflymeme.jpg

Hegseth is an unqualified fox and friend weekend host way in over his head? Wow. You’re telling me now for the first time. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

A-fucking-men

Who could have predicted that... <checks notes> a weekend Fox and Friends host with a substance abuse problem who mismanaged two small nonprofits could not successfully manage an agency with more than 3 million employees?

Not sure folks are ready for how special this one is. It stays with you and doesn’t leave in the very best way.

Remember when @governorwalz.mn.gov called these guys weird?

What a brave, anonymous, “centrist.” You sound extreme to me. Go on the record, coward.

jesus fucking christ

Happy tax day! Hard to celebrate much these days, but let’s hear it for the income tax, which replaced tariff revenue, simultaneously reducing inequality and boosting growth. One of the greatest policy changes in US history, may we see another such change in the near future.

There aren’t going to pass this thing are they. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/b...

Phenomenal

how many noncitizens vote now jared

is this real

The House just passed its budget resolution, so reconciliation is now officially underway. This is their bill to destroy Medicaid and SNAP while cutting taxes disproportionately for the rich. THIS IS VERY REAL and can be enacted even if all Ds vote no. Thread on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT.