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Ya boy got a new job! I will be abusing my liver for the next 72 hrs. It’s LIT

We’re ever im standing the grass is green

Yeah good luck trying to do that. The postal strike that would occur would bring this country to its knees

I ain’t been drunk like this on Thursday since college

In honor of tonight’s US v Canada hockey match-up I’ll be throwing hands with any maple leaf mfer that want it

We coulda had a bad bitch as president 😭😭😭

It’s 14 degrees out don’t ask me how my day is going

That white man too strong to be singing like that

Wait a fucking minute!!!

Y’all don’t be having friends cuz some y’all are terrible people lol

Lmaooo

Yall SkyBae showing cheeks and got your chest hurting ? Call the law office of 1-800-GAT-DAMN today to make a claim for potential compensation

There’s cheeks on the sky line good gawd

Gonna get a dog and name it McGriddle

Life is crazy af one day you down and out, no clue when you gonna get ya lick back and the next it comes back 10 fold.

Mad fuck shit is happening to thousands of Americans and I haven’t been more ashamed to be an American

A lot of y’all drunkards seem like a fun ass time

You don’t not have to give me a reason to get fly I’ll tell you that

This isn’t funny but it is. The find out stage has been swift and I’m wondering how many folks that voted for that clown now see the very real writing on the wall?

Chat is Kevin Patullo good??

A$ap really got nine lives got that orange bastard to bail him out in Sweden got the baddest on his arm and beat the case

Drink your water and do your stretches. Your body needs it.

I wish I was an idiot they all look happy as fuck

Me and Ubereats been best friends all weekend including today

Idk post work beer be hitting my hand like Mjölnir

Still gotta fly cuz these points ain’t gone spend itself but this is a weird time to catch fights

Yerrrr

15k IRS workers clipped faster than a Thanos finger snap. What the fuck is going on man?

We got to wrap this winter shit up Gang

Focus on solutions. Stay hopeful.

Yerrrrr

In the crib like probation

Cp3 being less washed than Pg-13 is actually wild

I’m related to a few dummies ngl but my immediate family is sharp as a tack. Grateful for them

It ain’t snow this much in the northeast since I was a kid

Don’t wait til some shit happens to tell people what you mean to them

idk who I thought I was being out late last night but washed is an understatement

Resting easy cuz you know you not in any random white woman’s skircle >>

Captain America was cool Anthony Mackie did that face he does and I was fried 😂😂😂

The exciting whites are drunk af

Don’t be sour today. Shout out to the lovers

See how you age when you speak on black folks unprovoked?