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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

Logorrhea 📝📝📝📝

Musk has tweeted 57 times since decreeing that fed employees must answer an email about what they did this week, and that it will be “taken as a resignation” if they don’t reply. If you want to pretend your tweets are legally binding announcements, you probably shouldn’t also have logorrhea

Eles tb culpam a "esquerda" deles pela eleição de um ditador da extrema direita Realmente faz todo sentido Poh

FICA AI A INFO

Qq música tipo metal, rock, grunge QQ roupa preta Vídeo games (é claro)

É baum demais ser casada com o @gustabo.bsky.social gente, pena q não dá mais pra vcs pq eu já ganhei nessa loteria aí ❤️ te amo muito 😘

Estamos IMPACTADÍSSIMOS com Luedji Luna incorporando Grace Jones para o #BailedaVogue. Ela veste look sob medida do Ateliê Wilson Ranieri. UAU! 🤎

Dei os pulinhos!!!! /

Gustavo achou os óculos............................

Dear Elon, As requested, the five things I did last week: 1. Your mom 2. Your mom 3. Your mom 4. Your mom 5. Your mom (twice)

*scratch record, freeze frame* Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. My name is Luigi Mangione and I killed a guy. Sorta. Actually, he was a CEO, not a real person. The point is: I didn't do anything wrong. My only crime? Being incredibly hot.

Ai gente o chiquinho 💔😭

PARA DOAÇÃO - Laranjeiras, Rio de Janeiro. Dois filhotes machos, vermifugados, negativos fiv e felv, castração garantida! Foram resgatados recém nascidos e já comem ração e usam a caixinha de areia. Adotei um e estou dando lar temporário para os outros dois irmãos. Ajudem a divulgar ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

The thing about swastikas spray painted on the side of a cybertruck is there’s a 50/50 chance the owner did it.

I can do a forward facing split. I CANNOT do one while steadily balancing another super strong person above my head with just my arms. JESUS she is strong.

Winamp Skin: Expensive Hi Fi

"Fêmea adulta"?! Parece propaganda de feira agropecuária. A gente tem que parar é de chamar isso de feminismo, essas doida são fascistas.

preciso de uma massagem urgente