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don't ask me “white or wheat” when you have rosemary parmesan bread dude. i am a radiant starseed

we must remember anita bryant as she lived

same sex marriage? actually we're having sex with different people

I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle

Grinch culture has several ancient martial arts

Bugs will do some undertale shit 2 me & all I want to do is put them outside so they don’t die from Hunger or Kittys

(Knocking on the inside of your phone screen) Hi Good Evening. May i bring my beautiful daughter named Kill Yourself to this app

Shoot jk rowling into space call that astroterf

when you’re released from prison, you should be allowed to beat up to Three (3) prison guards of your choice to death with your fists & also hammers

immaterial beings

injecting a syringe full of testosterone in one asscheek & a syringe full of estrogen in the other & letting god sort out the rest

my brain is decomposing

abraham standing over his son: here comes the sacrificial knife!! neeeooowwwww- god: ayo man what the fuck

very eerie how “endorses genocide” isn’t like. an immediate no-go for y’all’s picks for political office

This site is awesome it’ll either be really big in three years or we’ll all say “do you remember that time we all got tricked into making bluesky accounts by the devil”

i’m good now 👍

barking & screaming & clawing & frothing & shredding my vocal chords (stepped in a Mystery Liquid with socks on)

astarion babygirl stop jumping in the fucking fire!!!

does anyone have the tiktok skit of the guy who applied to be an executioner at Riker’s

“ohhh i have adhd i dont have the attention span for full length movies” bitch you are caught up with homestuck

they were t4t đź’ś

mr shakes. do u like femboys

i have a chronic condition called Won’t Stop Talking About Shakey Graves

the first saw movie is so funny to me bc even if they weren’t in the saw trap those two dudes were gonna have a rough week anyways

girls kissing dot com

said the words “i’m true to this not new to this” & still got that second interview slot. won’t he do it

a rug’s a great thing to cut. cheese not so much

many beautiful women named Severe Weather Alert are texting me

woahhh you’re a femboy in a checkered skirt? do u want us to clap? do u want an award? should we invite f1nnster

playing pokémon at the bar

women are my favorite guy

i think it’s time we admit pokémon black/white were some of the best games in the whole series

time to stand in direct sunlight

butch fag fit from last night