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conalm.bsky.social
Just a silly irish boy in Leiden, Netherlands mastering drunk cycling Music, running, festivals, gaming, alcohol, engineering He/him https://boxd.it/62mLx https://open.spotify.com/user/mrcrotch
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Please help I'm dying of trap thirst

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Just seen a young dad walking with his child in his arms and he pretended to throw him in the canal which made the rest of his kids scream. I'm glad to see my da's art of fatherhood escaped 90s Strabane

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I feel sorry for straight women

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We need you all now more than ever

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I have a work-in-progress theory that there's a correlation between the quality of a country's petrol stations and the craic of it's people.

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Planned a day of day drinking and playing games with some friends last Saturday and I had human zoomies

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I think instead of Internet I'll just get a small dog and love it

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Haul

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In that random phase where salted butter and toast is the best thing in the fucking world

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Some incredible responses. It's like twitter is back xx

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Unreal hearing "Tiocfaidh ár lá, get the Brits out" on BBC radio 6

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Just remembered my childhood dream in which the thing from the Isle of Man flag would chase me

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Clippy

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Don't yous have guns over there for this exact reason?

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Sometimes i hear a really good song and I'm disappointed to find out it's Moby

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I'm sad Gen Z never got to experience this

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I feel like horny nerds had too much impact in naming tech stuff

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Very annoyed that Bohs have such good jerseys.

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My friends were talking about a thing called "chemsex" and now I think I'm in cyberpunk 2077

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HARVEY: let me slip into something more comfortable PJ HARVEY:

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

I had a dream I was in New Zealand and was feeding? beevers sticks and it was wonderful and I woke up and the news made me angry

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This is for your reactions

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After drinking a bottle of buckfast under the bridge that cost £4.5, paid for by skipping school lunches a few days, I walk home to play CS:S on my favourite server . I put Boards of Canada on it the background and eat 5 monster munch. It's 2007.

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Happy Squid day to all those who celebrate it

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It's cool that normal irl people are moving to bsky and i hope they never find me on here

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Maybe it's nostalgia and I'm being dramatic but the updated music in Scrubs is the worst thing that's happened

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I'm just gonna keep posting this

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Not gonna eat for a few days.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I’m train drunk

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A reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found - the killings were unjustified - none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns - no warnings were given - no soldiers were under threat - the troops were the first to open fire 43 years on, we await the first prosecution.

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Flubber wouldn't be allowed to exist in this world, too many creeps.

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It doesn't even seem that they're getting bread & circuses over there

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The same company that makes the aeropress also makes frisbees

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It warms my heart that subreddits are having votes to ban Twitter links. You love to see it.

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I think $100 for the next GTA is fair enough. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, you can dig back four decades and extrapolate Musk's views from his apartheid-loving Nazi grandparents, or you could remember that time some guy tweeted that Jews were replacing the white race and Musk himself replied "you have said the actual truth" because that was 14 months ago.

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

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