Profile avatar
conanthegrammarian.bsky.social
Former Time Inc., Nat Geo, AARP. Proud evictee from most major social media. Unclear how much longer I’ll be tolerated here.
1,073 posts 192 followers 79 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 29 Comments 21

I never realized Dubya was such an accomplished guitarist!

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

submitted 1 day ago • 506 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 22 hours ago • 47 comments

LAPD out there like

submitted 1 day ago • 341 comments

In 2024, there were 502 mass shootings. 5,151 kids lost to gun violence. 16,576 people killed. During #GunViolenceAwarenessMonth we remember that everyone who we have lost to senseless gun violence is somebody’s someone. We have to put a stop to gun violence.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

‼️ This is absolutely absurd. Trump is actively manufacturing a crisis. The Pentagon just announced that he’s federalizing another 2,000 California National Guard troops bringing the total to 4,000, plus 700 active-duty Marines heading into LA. This is a military occupation, not public safety.

submitted 23 hours ago • 241 comments

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

submitted 1 day ago • 981 comments

She came even closer on “Farce.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hands Off! was the biggest day of civic protest in years. We want next Saturday to be even bigger — with more people in more places driving even more defiance of Trump’s fascist agenda on No Kings Day.

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

submitted 3 days ago • 1093 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

By the way a military parade when we’re not celebrating a war victory is something a dude who never served would do.

submitted 3 days ago • 1033 comments

When parallel play turns perpendicular. (Shout-out to Haiyun Jiang for capturing this schismatical moment.)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: Baby swasticar. Never worn.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Again

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Clash Go the Idiots

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Allow yourself to enjoy today’s NY Post cover. You deserve it.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Sign of the times

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Must Use Substantial Ketamine

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

@jaketapper.bsky.social 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 He nailed our thoughts on your book!!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

“And whatever you do tonight, make sure to call me ‘Mr. Musk,’ not ‘Elon’!”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Photographer Eric Lee of @nytimes.com deftly catches Musk in the act of juggling drugs in the Oval. #DrugJuggler

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The Boys from Bloemfontein

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The Musk Sperm Bank: Ick Factor 9

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Dumping them in a Bed Bath & Beyond parking lot is almost poetic

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

tRump has enlisted Palantir, founded by far-right winger, Peter Thiel, to carry out his executive order instructing government agencies to share data w/each other. The order creates a database to wield surveillance powers over the American public. newrepublic.com/post/195904/...

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Best way for Congress to stop DOGE and protect Americans’ personal and financial data? Pass my bill, the Delete DOGE Act.

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Would be good if reporters ask the administration why they let a man they knew was constantly using psychoactive drugs to take a hatchet to the federal government and cause uncountable death and immiseration

submitted 11 days ago • 183 comments