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Man, Seether really made one of the best albums of the 2000s and then decided to make boring-ass radio rock for twenty years

I hate The Spurs (you can decide which)

My favorite part of Sonic Frontiers is when the game is like "shut up and play Ikaruga for two minutes"

I don't think the data needed to be THAT specific

I think Congress should wear collars and if they mention using religion to guide their law making, their head pops like scanners

we are living in fascism right now

My hopes for this admin

Welcome to the new normal. Speak out and be punished. The first amendment is dead

This will be the first RSD I don't participate in. The last couple years have been meager as-is, only like one thing I'd even want out of 100+ things, and people trying to buy up the whole store to flip it (see the taylor swift release two years ago) killed what had been cool

5x5

I feel like I am crazy. I swear there was a live album by The National where they have a very long version of About Today and I can't find anything for the life of me

The funny thing about the Republican grifter pipeline is watching it fail. I knew someone who was a NICU nurse who, in 2020, kept making tiktoks about how she was persecuted for having to wear a mask at work (WITH OUR MOST VULNERABLE HUMANS) during the pandemic. She found no fame, only unemployment

Parenting can be pretty hard but seeing my son bob his head back and forth to The Wonder Years in the back seat is pretty dope

Remember when politics was "lol covfefe" and not "I have passed the Fuck You Act, making it legal for me to shoot your dog with a high-powered rifle"?

Do you think we'll get our parents back or are their brains forever rotted by AI, Facebook Reels, and 24/7 news?

Okay, seeing how the stocks are doing today, there NEEDS to be an investigation into what happened yesterday

I should introduce the ICE tip line to the best Merzbow album, Venereology

DQ has no right being as goddamn expensive as it is

Every member of ICE needs to be removed for society to improve. These people are ghouls who lack a soul

If you are someone with disabilities or know someone with disabilities never. Call. The. Cops

I am BEGGING the MLS to do their collabs outside of LA, Seattle, and Miami. Sincerely, someone who would've dropped $45 on a Sesame Street x St. Louis City shirt

The fact that the Fear-Greed Index hasn't risen above a 6 in like a week is a good thing, right?

Farts notwithstanding, this is an absolute DOGSHIT shot and the fact no one tells him says everything

The economy is crashing but at least we have One Trillion Dollars for the Pentagon to lose! If only a band had written a song about this situation...

They admit that they made a mistake but are still actively trying to block a resolution because to do so would make them look bad

In September, my mom asked me with tears in her eyes not to vote for Kamala because her tax policy would be bad for America. How is that going now?

Retirees who scolded Luigi seeing their 401k evaporate:

Ever since Thursday, every conservative jackoff in my life has been dead silent. My grandpa has been arguing with me since Trump's election but has become absolutely SILENT. Anyone else experiencing this? The economy is only gonna get worse, but the silence is nice

I had a dream that St. Louis CITY SC scored in the 52nd minute of the game last night. They still lost 2-1, which just goes to show my faith in that team when they can't even win in my dreams

Seething over the fact that we have six more years of this dipshit

Jesse Lacey telling a 15-year-old that he wants to marry her when he was my age makes my skin crawl. Fuck anyone going giving this man their money

Joke's on you, I never stopped eating avocado toast and now NOBODY can afford a house