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Friday 5x5 "I don't listen to music when snowed in" edition

Why the hell is it so hard to find men's gloves in FEBRUARY. I know we are in a "seasonal transition" but I should be able to walk into walmart, target, or kohl's and walk out in 5 minutes. I hate it here, boomer rant over

My study hall is glazing Elon and I am BITING my tongue because I don't want to get in trouble for making "political" statements at work

I'm only on the other app for hockey discourse at this point

Man, after playing Shadow Generations, regular ole Sonic Generations feels BAD

Ok is it me or is the Spotify shuffle suddenly ABYSMALLY bad? I know they weight songs but something is not right

Every once in a while, I go "I should make a post-rock album" then I remember Hammock perfected it in 2006

So do you think there's a cuck chair in the oval office that they make Vance sit in while Trump and Musk play president?

Republicans really have room temp IQ. I made a video about how all the stuff DOGE is doing is a drop in the bucket of our overall budget and now my comments are filled with mouthbreathers going "OH SO YOU AGREE WITH FRAUD?!" So many of them have just become isolationist sociopaths

Evangelical accelerationists should be labeled as a terrorist group. I don't give a shit that you believe there's a kingdom in the sky, I believe my son deserves clean air

This Italian restaurant is playing Giant Steps and while I appreciate them recognizing game, it's a very stressful song to eat pasta to

Friday 5x5 "Who needs lyrics?" edition

I love Crush 40, Pierce the Veil was a nice detour, but we need to RETVRN

For some reason, my video about conservative media and their victim complex is doing best in the UK. Don't know what to make of it, but I think it's neat

This is your sign to become homies with your favorite bands because sometimes they need to make room in their house and will just give away stuff @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social

Twitter liberals blaming the lack of Palestine protests on the fact that they were trump supporters and not the fact that they were violently assaulted during a more liberal president's term

Realization: Tom MacDonald is Macklemore's Wario

For the first time in over a week, I have found the time to go to the gym. Regretting past Kyle's choice to eat a handful of pepperoncini slices half an hour ago

Please Trump, keep taking flights on Air Force One. Never been a better time in American history for air travel

You know, one of my wishes for 2025 was the country having a renewed interest in Amtrak, but I didn't expect it to be because planes can't stop crashing. So, uh, that one's on me, guys, my bad

conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’

I am going to say it, some of yall are too woke. Like yes, shit sucks, but you don't have to be absolutely miserable 24/7. It is okay to fight with a smile on your face. It is okay to still enjoy things despite there being injustice in the world. These are mutually exclusive concepts

The best thing about last night's halftime performance are all these white evangelicals showing their whole ass on social media. Just say you're racist and get it over with

Today at work, someone blocked a parking spot because they needed their truck tailgate down to haul one (1) box of milkbones

Who would've guessed that the guy I know who is an HR manager for a local Amazon warehouse didn't like the halftime show. Having a soul is a prerequisite

Apologies to anyone that has to deal with white Gen Xers at work tomorrow. I'm sure they'll have great opinions about the halftime show

Yo who let them air the Kanye commercial after this weekend?! #SuperBowl

Yo somewhat put Drake on suicide watch

this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care

I would love for Josh Hawley to accept his true self instead of making it everyone else's problem

Welcome back to "Canada Isn't a Real Place"

Hate how everything is WOKE. Why don't they have this guitar in CIS red?

Kanye really saw a bunch of people use autism as an excuse for his salute and decided to use that as his new excuse for being a terrible person