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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
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#BirdPoetry Cardinals are red, Martin's are purple, Woodpeckers in trees Eat maple surple.

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I only want what's best for the squirrels.

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I want a motion sensor on my gravestone that plays the opening to 'Thriller' when people walk past.

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Is anyone really surprised that Hooters tanked and went bust?

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it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

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#WildlifeInASongOrMovie Fear of Flying Lemur

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#MusicAndDanceInMoviesOrSongs Baby Floss

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Feed cleanser.

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#ASongOrMovieForThinking Talkin Bout My Rumination

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my toxic trait is continuing to post after I’ve said good night

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I'm fairly certain that the guy who put the first "r" in February also decided how to spell Wednesday... Fuck that guy.

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I can believe Bing Crosby is still playing hockey!

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Look, for the last time, Maurice, no one is fucking calling you the gangster of love.

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Aunt Margaret's jello molds #ChilledMeToTheBone

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#LiteraryCuisine Harry Potter and The Half Cooked Chicken

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History repeats itself

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What are terminators called when they retire? Exterminators.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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#ASongOrMovieForPastry Filo, Is it me you're looking for?

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#ASongOrMovieForPastry I Like Big Buns and I Cannot Lie

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“Quiet night, Jimmy?” “Yeah. You want that topped off?” “Not just yet, thanks.” “Mind if I put on the TV?” “Anything but the fucking news.”

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Donna Dumpty anxiously awaiting word on her husband’s condition.

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Her: I feel like you aren't listening to me. Me: No thanks, I've already eaten.

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“U Can’t Touch This” is my favorite song about intangible personal property.

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#IShowMyPetLoveBy sending pawsitive vibes

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#ASongOrMovieForLovingPets Iguana Know What Love Is

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don't even know where Little Debbie lives.

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They should really start reintroducing donkeys back into our forests, just like in the days of Eeyore.

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So, it turns out that “lower the cost of groceries” was just code for “become a fascist dictator.”

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As soon as our tax refund comes in I’m heading over to the farrier to have my hooves done

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