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Let's have some thoughts tick over about time. wp.me/pjmMI-Ji2

Swiping into the weekend with a driving mixtape, moussagna and a little bit of romance. Are you ready? Are you steady? Nah, me neither, let's do it anyway! wp.me/pjmMI-Jhl

Waiting for someone to confirm the whole of 2025 so far has been one big April Fool's joke.

No Swipe this week. Instead, here's a story of how I made the worst pizza ever. http://excusesandhalftruths.com/2025/03/29/where-theres-smoke/

My desperate need for money continues, and so... I've added more original art to my store, cut prices further on some art, and cleared out all the sold art. Please, take a look! michaelkupperman.com/shop

Pork, balls and Tove Jansson. We know how to swerve your algorithm in the right way. https://wp.me/pjmMI-JgN

Happy Ides-Day! Start by taking down the oppressors, then settle in for some prog-rock, a twist on fish pie and owls in towels! What a way to spend a weekend! http://excusesandhalftruths.com/2025/03/15/the-swipe-volume-3-chapter-7/

Bought a cheap pair of noise-cancelling earbuds, almost on a whim. Tried them out at work today. Game-changer. Even if I'm not listening to anything, the sheer amount of ambient noise it cuts out is incredible. I've been working in a wind tunnel without realising it for years.

On hope, sunrises and gardening. https://wp.me/pjmMI-Jgr

Give Trump his state visit, then lock him in a room and surround him with radical leftwingers who can scream at him for 20 minutes about how ungrateful and badly dressed he is.

This week on The Swipe: know your rights! Know you're right! No, you're right! Plus a couple of very long reads and an excellent salvo in the war against gobshitery. https://wp.me/pjmMI-JfU

Feeding the soul with pizza, roasted roots and tips on how to eat when you're writing. A full plate of goodness in this week's Swipe! https://wp.me/pjmMI-Jfq

Exploring the Venn diagram overlap between ZZ Top and Captain Beefheart. Acid dropout boogie. Chunga chunga bow wow.

Sausages, synths and Frasier's darkest moment. All you could need for the Valentine's Weekend. https://wp.me/pjmMI-Jf0

Unison is the largest women’s organization in the UK. It has a million women members. The Unison women’s conference just voted for a motion that said; “trans women are women and trans men are men” with no-one speaking against it. Transphobia is a top-down, elite practice.

This one goes out to all the geezers grabbing that last bouquet of hothouse flowers from a garage forecourt on their way home this afternoon.

A blue square, a gallery, and a very arty afternoon. http://excusesandhalftruths.com/2025/02/08/an-excuse-a-blue-square-and-a-story/

This week's Swipe is full of good advice, hints and tips. How to clean copper! How to make pollo alla Milanese! How to save the world! wp.me/pjmMI-JeA

To fill the empty space where this week's Swipe should be, join me in a ramble through the archive and a rare bit of Rob-related audio drama. https://wp.me/pjmMI-JeM

Those of you needing a quick dose of guilt-tripping, accusations of betrayal and silent movie- level theatrics could do worse than give your cat eye-drops. Do the necessary then sit back (waaay back, careful of the claws) and enjoy the show.

Fire alarm tests at work today. Loud sirens intermittently every 2-3 minutes for 10-20 seconds. For the last half hour. I feel nervy, destabilised, twitchy. In other words, like a fair chunk of Americans this morning.

New Swipings for your attention. A different way with pasta, That Sick Beat and the real reason for the little pocket in your jeans. Also—gimme back my wig! https://wp.me/pjmMI-Je2

The Doctor's Wife no longer available on iPlayer in 3...2... #gaiman

Meh: squatting in caves on Mars Yeah: swanning about in cloud cities on Venus.

Great news for all readers! The Swipe is back with a bumper issue, jam-packed full of articles and advice to help you become your best, weirdest self in this worst, weirdest timeline. https://wp.me/pjmMI-Jde

Observed on the Lizzy Line: older gentleman sitting next to me dozing. His wife, impeccably made-up, fur coat, sparkly handbag, sitting opposite, repeatedly kicking him to keep him awake.

Ursula K. LeGuin: "American science fiction has assumed a permanent hierarchy of superiors and inferiors, with rich, ambitious, aggressive males at the top, then a great gap, and then at the bottom the poor, the uneducated, the faceless masses, and all the women."

Observed on the Lizzy Line: a mum, fast asleep, her phone propped up in her hand, playing YouTube kids stuff to the youngling in the pram. As the train rolls into West Drayton she flicks awake, reconfigures with a blink and rolls off into the evening, unflappable, all business.

Thread.

A perfect comic panel.

It's never 'up to and including 100% stain removal', is it?

Before we start Swiping in earnest, my first post of the year is a gift of two stories, and an invitation. http://excusesandhalftruths.com/2025/01/04/a-little-light-reading-to-kick-off-2025/

2025 is looking up already.

Make a cup of tea and enjoy this one. Gail wins at the internet every time.