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☭ queer. Fix your hearts or die. Give material support to trans ppl. RN. Cali sober. Divorced, partnered. 🍉 I'm a grown ass man, no minors, please. He/him. Sometimes I post/repost horny stuff. CO -> MN
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Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

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These modern day billionaire oligarchs should try being more like the wealthy industry tycoons of the past (dead).

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right

submitted 1 day ago • 159 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

just... bravo

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Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 143 comments

if you are more interested in preserving the constitution than trans lives, yea you are in the wrong. the constitution ain't shit in 2025 and the proof is happening right in front of your eyes. fuck you people. go to hell

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I'll be honest, y'all, this scares the shit outta me!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What if Democrats stopped saying "he's just gonna do it" about things, stopped saying "THEY are the ones in power" and start saying "We are going to stop this." Even if they don't know how yet, what if they just started saying that so they'd feel a little more accountable about having to?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

This absolutely fucks me. This absolutely fucks me. This absolutely fucks me. I NEED telehealth. Please contact your reps and tell them to fight this. This is going to harm so many people. Do this for me.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Hey allies here’s something you can do

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE Claimed It Saved $8 Billion in One Contract. It Was Actually $8 Million. The biggest single line item on the website of Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team appears to include an error. Aatish Bhatia,Josh Katz, Margot Sanger-Katz and Ethan Singer nyti.ms/4hVfn8w

submitted 4 days ago • 41 comments

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

submitted 76 days ago • 33 comments

men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

Neat!

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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

submitted 5 days ago • 996 comments

Bastards *and* piss babies

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I voted for Trump because he said he would make planes fall out of the sky every day but I never thought he'd actually do it

submitted 6 days ago • 120 comments

Does this qualify as an emergency yet or should we check the polling in swing districts first

submitted 6 days ago • 175 comments

the people: we would like healthcare and trains and straps you can use silicone lube on capitalists: best i can do is cream cheese that comes in a tinfoil box

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments