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conservatoire.bsky.social
There are 52,164 of us angels living on the head of a pin.
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Krusti Gnome former gov of So Dogpatch gets to secure the homeland. She wouldn't be allowed to have a gun in Petey's Military but now can shoot Mexican looking people on sight. "Hey it looked like a rabid dog. So what if it was a 3-year-old".

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Petey Hedgehog gets to run the military with the same comic book understanding donOLD has--Hulk Men with bulging muscles in torn t-shirts shrieking "oorah" as the run into battle. Unfortunately, it's against a 120-pound N. Korean girl piloting a killer drone. Tennyson already wrote a poem about it.

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We know that Elong Mushmouth has the Orange One’s ear. He purchased it for $100 million. Unfortunately, for Elong, it is a replica ear made of compressed BigMac wrappers spray painted gold. Now you too can have a replica ear available at Precedency-R-Us, ‘Everything for Sale”.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

We all feel much safer now that the Aliens have been rounded up and sent back to Area 51. Our little kitties won’t be eaten. However, pussies are still fair game for the Orangetang’s tiny hands.

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