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@lmtpod.bsky.social on US TV the announcers were talking like Liverpool were great and City were shit. I disagree. I feel like overall City played well and deserved more from the game. I don't feel like Liverpool played all that great either.

Taylor from this season of Love Is Blind looks like she smells like cigarettes.

Pickford wastes much time Everton make game messy United are shit

Zirkzee as a 10 is...um...not working. It is very fun to see United be total shit.

This Everton v United game is ugly as hell. Just watching if I didn't know it was a Prem game I would not think these were Prem teams.

Feeling weirdly okay about City's game against Madrid today. I expect them to get knocked out so I don't *think* it will upset me if they do. The only thing that would make me feel bad would be if they get pumped. Also, based on how they looked vs. Newcastle I have confidence which feels weird.

Playing a family game this evening... 9yo reading the question: What is a raper Mrs. CJC & I: 😧 14yo: RAPIER. THE QUESTION SAYS RAPIER

My neighbors need to start taking care of their sidewalks. I fucking fell walking the dog for the second time this week.

Mac just hit us with the wildest dunk I've ever seen.

@lmtpod.bsky.social Nico Gonzalez made the midfield look totally different. I thought he was great. He was defensive cover and an outlet for the ball. For all the crap I've said about Gundogan he was good today. He played without the defensive responsibilities he has to take with Kovacic playing.

Omar Marmoush.

I was happy to see this week that it is now impossible for Liverpool to get 100 points. This season isn't going how any City fans want, but at least we can say they are still the only team to ever get to 100 in a Prem season.

Watching this Arsenal v Leicester game and I swear Raz and Trossard have been offside on like 30%-40% of the times the ball has gone forward.

Breaking Bad

Just fucking fell while walking the dog. It's snowing out so the sidewalk with about an inch of black ice was hidden. The outside of my left foot touched my elbow as I was going down. It sucked.

For everyone that loves TV Off listen to Hood Politics from To Pimp a Butterfly. He uses the same flow but on a pure G Funk beat.

@lmtpod.bsky.social I don't think Rico is at the required level at this point. He's obviously very young and can improve, but it seems like teams find a lot of joy when they target him. I'm also getting pretty sick of watching Kovacic lose the ball and jog back while the other team is countering

For all the talk about Kendrick's pants last night that man is 37 years old. Pants like that were popular during his childhood/teen years. He was just returning to his childhood.

This game is boring. They should just let Kendrick come back out.

Marmoush's set piece delivery since he's been with City has been total shit.

@lmtpod.bsky.social How perfectly does Gonzalez getting hurt in the first 20 minutes of his debut sum up this season?

City had two Nico's and a Rico on the field right now. I think that is fun.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP