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what do you want

I’m not holding my breath.

"yeah he was big on twitter until it came out that he dmed like half the girls on there about his cum" is normally a story about some anon joke account from 2017 named like "buttuncle" and not the richest man in the world

FUCK

i keep an electric picture frame filled with photos of Jair Bolsonaro in the hospital. it has gotten me through some of my worst days.

Books are worthless which is why Meta needed to steal more than 7 million of them

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

transcript in the alt text because this is too true and important to skip over.

Your aperiodic reminder that Mercury has a weirdly HUGE core for reasons we do not yet understand. It's less a planet and more a molten ball bearing wrapped in a thin blanket of rock.

"women are women and men are men" dog who gives a shit, this shit is made up as hell lmao

My son works for this company here in the U.K. It was playing the video game ‘Deus Ex’ that set him on the path to becoming a Biomechanical Engineer. Sometimes, it’s nice to highlight the good things that video games can do. And also remind myself just how proud of him I am.

didn't take much for these guys to go from "big government is bad" to "what's the big deal if you're abducted by the government and trafficked to Mongolia"

Me, pretending I haven’t played this in 30 years. Also me: 😤

This Administration is trying to erase a human being. Don't allow it. We are all connected.

Each time it seems we’ve possibly reached peak depravity with this cult, they up-level, e.g., posing with thumbs up in front of a gulag with disappeared people — the vast majority of whom have no apparent criminal record — & making fun of a clearly emaciated person.

“My recent performance review was rife with DEI language.” 🤔

RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society Autistic kids:

Desperately need people to realize that the quality of the writing of novels about child wizards has actually no bearing on the moral depravity of their author. And that never liking said novels to begin with was not, in fact, some kind of virtuous clairvoyance that earns you bonus points.

Really don't like where this guy is headed.

me: you know, i liked castlevania season 1. this adi shankar guy seems cool adi shankar: im going to make EVERYTHING DARKER and put ASMONGOLD IN IT me: you know what never mind

pictured: my ugly drug addict cat who nearly bled out or froze to death on the street

What kind of person steals from a children’s cancer charity?

I try not to be pedantic but sometimes it’s very important to what’s being said

New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner" www.404media.co/leaked-palan...

collective intelligence of humanity is dropping at an increasingly alarming rate

when in court and under oath: it was a mistake to deport garcia who committed no crimes when on fox news:

Today I'm finding out which people believe that if you're part of a population that is a small overall percentage of humans on the planet, it's okay to strip you of rights. I wonder if they have considered how easy it would be to classify *them* into a small overall percentage, and do it to them.

I enthusiastically aid and abet terrorism.

The only reason we ever became concerned with a “trade deficit” was in the 80s when Japanese car companies were eating American companies lunch. That’s it. It’s not meant to be an economic strategy. I have a trade deficit with Applebees but we’re fine

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

This is a real tweet today by ICE on Twitter/X that vows to stop “illegal” ideas from getting into our country.

Skin Deep Original Soundtrack pre-order is up! @ghoulnoise.com Priscilla has made such a wild & incredible soundtrack. Priscilla has described it as a "fever dream" and I agree in the best possible way. Check it out 👀

I don't think I can give anymore leeway to the crowd who pleas you to look past the predatory practices because their gacha of choice makes them personally happy

i have ten pages left but the whole thing is basically like this, lmao. "we're exiling trans women from society for being men and we're exiling trans men from society for being trans." you guys i found where 4chan migrated to

I would say that a bunch of tariffs that haven’t taken effect and that the president doesn’t seem to actually have the courage to impose actually matter not at all and human life is very important. This does seem to put me completely at odds with the Democratic Party.

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This is very, very, very bad

🆕 Fate Of The Switchhog

Look who's got a new big sister!! Her name is Gwen, and she's probably like a week and a half older than him, but they're immediately playing like siblings <3 Maybe she can teach Chance to use the litter box (Please succeed this time, upload...)

Pretty much everything this guy does that isn’t currently a crime needs to become a crime

This battle over Abrego Garcia is simple. It doesn't matter that he was here illegally. It doesn't matter if he's a gang member or if he's a wife beater (both of which are disputed). It doesn't matter if you think he deserves to be deported or to be in prison. / thread

Why hasn't he been impeached??

In light of the predictably screaming rage we all feel at the UK supreme court today, may I suggest an actually good fantasy series so people can shut up about the wizard book forever

The right wing obsession with gender and forced birth all stem from a larger project seeking to roll back the rights of women and eliminate LGBTQ+ people. Not a surprise that divorced Steven Crowder longs for the 1950's when closeted men beat their wives www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgt...