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I don’t like any of this
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i've lost my virginity before and i'll lose it again

I either want to make enough money to buy whatever little trinkets I like & treat myself & be successful in all of my endeavors next year or I want to just die by drone.

seems a bit dramatic

WASHINGTON (AP) — TikTok files emergency appeal with Supreme Court to block a US ban unless it's sold.

South Korea now enters a prolonged period of uncertainty. The constitutional court must decide whether to uphold the impeachment. But either way, it's a historic night. Yoon immediately hands over power to the prime minister, who becomes caretaker president. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...

A hot dog is a taco change my mind

A hot dog bare ass on a tortilla is a taco A hot dog on a bun with taco fixings is a hot dog. Tortilla is more important than intent in this case 🤔

Billie Eilish’s NPR Tiny Desk premieres tomorrow at 12 pm EST:

I could not figure out the caption for a bit because all I could see is Beautiful Face

when i miss one meal

I’m 14 years sober today. Eternally grateful for all the people who’ve helped me along the way.

has anyone ever made a dutch baby? I want to do it for the holidays.

One of my favorite parts of being sober is seeing what trash habits of mine *didnt* shake out in the wash

i know jokes about the assassination are already played out but ive been kind of out of it lately and missed my chance to post them early bc the other day my loving father got gunned down in midtown manhattan

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

The last 7 days have been filled with some pretty historical events.

I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.

I’ll say it. Stuff like this is gonna keep happening as people grow more restless suffering under the weight of capitalism while seeing billionaires ride medium sized yachts to their supersized yachts. And honestly it is what it is.

CHILE THE CEO OF UNITED HEALTHCARE GOT HIT WITH THE DOOHICKEY?????

My #spotifywrapped is always completely women 🤌🏻

The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was reportedly shot and killed in Midtown “The shooting is being investigated as a possibly targeted hit, sources said.”

I used to work so hard on Twitter to separate my little shitposter alt from my “professional” account and I just refuse to do it anymore you will get indigenous history and climate policy posts and posts about weed and vibrators, this is who I am

does anyone know what to do?

Alex Consani during her acceptance speech for Model of the Year: “I can't accept this award without thanking those who came before me, specifically the black trans women who really fought for the space I'm in today.”

I wasn’t strict enough about this on Twitter but I think over here I have to start unfollowing mutuals or accounts that repost screenshots of nonsense. How some of you have time to keep tabs on Elon musk in real time kinda defeats the purpose of leaving Twitter.

I am a writer. I am a writer. I am a writer -manifesting purposes

I am 38 years old and being a sophomore in college is ruining me mentally for like one more week :’)

Lotta new followers. Time to shake some off.

The end of the semester is fuckin hard yall 😭

Can I skeet about how dead I wanna be or did we leave that on the other app

Fantastic content, this is what I needed tonight

Obeying in advance

Biden pardoning his son is probably the least crazy thing that's happened in the last 10 years. Pardon the homie.

Yall just need something besides the Taurus sun to wake up. Fire rising/moon will always show

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

If you’re looking for a free way to support an author, did you know you can ask your library to stock a book you want to read that they don’t have yet? And usually it’s a very basic online form? Google your library name plus the words “request a title” or “suggest a title” to find yours.

Coach has sent me more texts than anyone in my life this week 🥴

i've been exclusively reading 2024 romance debuts for the past 2 weeks, and let me tell you, it's illuminating.

‘Wicked’ officially becomes the highest-grossing musical adaptation of all time at the domestic box office, surpassing ‘Grease.’

Damn it’s like you want *all* the people in the cabinet not to be sex offenders or have Nazi tattoos or openly talk about how they’re going to use their position to get revenge on their enemies, give up the purity politics folks