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I just ate the best fucking Mac n’ Cheese bruh

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

*invents a Time Machine just to get to the fucking end of this already

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Well said, Pete Buttigieg

submitted 24 days ago • 974 comments

Anyway… I’m wearing my happy socks !

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

What if we kissed in the conversation pit

submitted 25 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 1988 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 25 days ago • 269 comments

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

submitted 24 days ago • 48 comments

Gwen and I are sending love to those mourning the loss of their loved ones in the tragic accident at DCA last night. I’m grateful to the first responders who rushed to the scene under dangerous conditions. Hold your loved ones a little closer today.

submitted 24 days ago • 461 comments

“Intellectual disability” was the cause of the horrific air crash between the plane and helicopter! WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! THE FUCKING INSANITY OF THIS ORANGE TURD! I HAAATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Since November I’ve deleted Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram… now I do things like reading and word puzzles….

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Gary and I have bought most of the banned books at Barnes and Noble. Some of them are on back order because of obvious reasons…. I hope the store isn’t keeping track of the people buying them for nefarious purposes in the future.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

submitted 26 days ago • 2741 comments

I haven’t smoked in 15 days. Third day without a nicotine patch!

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

My hair is the protagonist of this story…

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

submitted 36 days ago • 225 comments

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 36 days ago • 526 comments

Don't talk to me in the morning until I have had my coffee, cleaned my glasses, and watched seven hours of TikTok

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

I’m about to take the hottest shower ever. Wash my hair and then put on my comfiest sweats because I deserve all the grace in the world.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Had a lousy day in 1985 and never really recovered from it.

submitted 51 days ago • 6 comments

With it being a new year I thought I’d take the time today to reflect on all I’ve achieved in my life up to now. If you need me I’ll be spending the rest of the day rocking myself back and forth in the corner and gently crying.

submitted 51 days ago • 8 comments

Some people just choose to be ignorant... nothing any of us can do about that.

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

Slept in the wet spot last night. (Fell asleep eating an ice cream cone)

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Of course I'm here for the good vibes, fuck you.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Even a goddess must carry a machete from time to time.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Mic drop

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Oh Andy…. You fucking genius.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes healing is just telling people to go fuck themselves

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I am OBSESSED!

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

“Don’t you want to find someone and grow old together?” No I want this

submitted 53 days ago • 13 comments

Some will say it’s photoshopped.

submitted 53 days ago • 530 comments

I'm going to tell my grandkids this was Sonny Bono...

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

I stopped making new year resolutions a little over 8 years ago when I learned you can start over at any moment in your life as many times as you need….🏠🎶✌🏾

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

So many people who call themselves “tough” are just numbed out, lacking social awareness, and able to dissociate at an expert level. You’re not tough. Your connection to humanity in yourself and others is hanging by a frayed thread. That’s actually extremely fragile.

submitted 54 days ago • 47 comments

When some asshole has the 🍒s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me. My response:

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submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

I'M GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE FROM NOW ON

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

“What does your tattoo mean?” It means I’m the black sheep one of the family, Adam. That’s what it means

submitted 53 days ago • 11 comments