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call that the Silver Strangler

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my tummy huwts fwum going on the com-pew-dah too much

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I eat lunches like you for breakfast

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Mitch McConnell Fall Down Again But Die This Time Challenge

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A common misconception is that "America" is named after Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. If that were the case, it would be called "Amerigo".

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MFs don't be talking about peas porridge hot anymore...

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It occurs to me that the 'Steamed Hams' short from S7E21 ('22 Short Films About Springfield') is the perfect metaphor for how the news media credulously accepts any and every claim made by a tech CEO

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Kids these days are more interested in "serving cunt" than "serving 4-6 years in federal prison for making credible threats against elected officials"

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I keep getting DMs from beautiful intelligent and caring women who say they need gift cards to resolve a problem with their bank before they can become my girlfriends

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

They should make a sequel called "Despicable? Me?!"

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

(parody/satire) It would be really sad if this guy had to hang out in hell with Brian Thompson

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Pelosi and Schumer would never have the guts for this

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Black garlic + hot honey + sea salt on toast

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My favorite thing about Bluesky so far is that it's safe to use while I'm driving ☺️

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If someone says they are "laughing all the way to the bank" and don't specify what bank, it's safe to assume it's the sperm bank

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Returning my depression to the mental illness store because it didn't make me cute and funny

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The Babylonians only built hanging gardens because they could not conceive of a Pizza Hut-Subway highway travel plaza

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This year I'm going to the gym in order to develop a big fat ass. This will increase my endurance and comfort while sitting, a key asset for any aspiring professional gamer

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My uncle's funeral is the perfect venue to introduce my new comic persona, "Guy who thinks The Beatles and The Beastie Boys are the same people"

submitted 409 days ago • 0 comments

What sort of Thomas-foolery is this?

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In my school days, they called me Sweet Boy. On account of my bein' so sweet.

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

A former coworker who got into legal trouble over a verbal altercation with a 13 year-old lists himself as a "disruptor" on LinkedIn. Normal world

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Male model? I guess you could say I'm going to be a male model for my future wife's children

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Just watched a guy DM slide an Instagram model with "Hi Lady" on the train before switching back to a Telegram group full of hardcore porn. Dudes Do Not Always Rock

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Watched a guy at the gym lint roll his girlfriend's back... Love is beautiful 😍😍🥰

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Ex-Comrade Oblansk, you are to face the tribunal of the People's Commissariat of Good Vibes for your traitorous crime of implying that fiesta lime chips are a weaker version of salt and vinegar...

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Kids today would rather "listen to J Balvin" than "read James Baldwin"

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