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conzo.bsky.social
Hello, it’s a me, a conzo! Sorry about being naked on your TV, socials, and radio (don’t ask me how I pulled that off) Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho up ho
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Welcome to the sex dungeon I’ll be your guide

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Come on in the water is just right

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

It’s ya boy, shitty Cupid, here to bring you back to reality

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

In my best SpongeBob voice: I RIPPED PANTS

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

Oh good morning

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

So fresh and so clean clean

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

Me waking up from a surprise 5 hour nap

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Doin butt stuff this month come check it out

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

A simple double bicep flex from a simple man

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

First time flexin with my new finished sleeve!

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

How I first came to Berlin vs how I’m leaving

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Please enjoy this and a 45% discount on my page (where the full uncensored video is) while I get tattooed

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

Getting humbled by tall doors in Berlin is how I keep myself grounded

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

Mum come pick me up I didn’t understand the dress code again

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

Low rise trousers and low effort posts

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

Come colour in my tattoos while I kick my feet (making it harder to colour)

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

Hey baby you got anything under that tree for me (I promise not to steal it and ghost you)

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

Another day flexing to prove I did a workout that I otherwise will not be able to prove I did (because I didn’t)

submitted 53 days ago • 10 comments

A cheeky wee after shower kiss from me to you (if this gets more likes than Twitter I can finally think about deleting it)

submitted 58 days ago • 11 comments

Nice and easy chest day: flat bench for 180kg and incline dumbbell for 12-15 with 50kg, blasting rear delts and triceps while super setting random fun things

submitted 59 days ago • 7 comments

Plz come to the gym with me this morning I need human connection or I’ll just get more weird on my own

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

Shaking ass in the shower is always the right answer

submitted 62 days ago • 21 comments

After my 7th Christmas away from family I have became the saint of the loners, and I have blessed you with a merry Christmas no matter what you may be doing today or who you may be doing it with (even if it’s just yourself today). You now must treat yourself kindly today

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning lovers, today is a good day to have a good day

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

Just sitting around naked on the floor after a shower, normal human experience

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

Links in the comments if you want it!

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

It’s like a fancy lil dance for you

submitted 65 days ago • 6 comments

First week of just not consuming the shit load of sugar completed

submitted 67 days ago • 10 comments

The last thing you see before i breakdown mentally

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

Going commando in jeans is a super power only people born in the USA have

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

This is me trying to tell you what I’m working today so you know what I’m working today

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

I’m in a hotel naked and I came here just to take this one photo naked to post on socials (this will be used as evidence when I do my taxes this year hope you like it hmrc)

submitted 81 days ago • 9 comments

Out shooting a commercial today brb as I sell out for an easy hundred quid

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

The worlds most chalant man

submitted 84 days ago • 8 comments

Don’t mind me just sitting here all casual like

submitted 85 days ago • 13 comments

Oh hey fancy seeing you here

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

I’m just a long legged hoe

submitted 88 days ago • 16 comments

Me on my knees for you vs that time my chair broke because I’m getting beefy and my roommate took a photo of me rather than helped me up. Which do you like better?

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

Creating sexy content in Scotland is hard sometimes because it’s freezing, I have 3 hours of sunlight a day, and everyone lives hours and hours away from me

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments

Anyone around here like them some legs?

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments