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Oopsie I'm a grown ass man alone and crying to soldiers coming home tiktoks again

Thinkin' about that time in high school when I asked Dani Busboom for her number at MUDECAS speech and she said "no"

My GOODNESS, James Cook

Welp my tiktok no longer works Now i have to sit here alone with my thoughts

Kugler with the "CORNER THREE" reference made me smile #Nebrasketball

Dude's who pick the middle stall to take a dump in... What's wrong with you?

#Steelers

This offense is such dogshit that they don't even want to try to gain 2 inches

Spending my Saturday night alone, watching the Steelers, and blasting my emo playlist on spotify if anyone was curious about my well-being

Might be the dumbest Football game I've ever seen

This is your reminder that Rudy was an asshole and the movie was total bullshit Go Nittany Lions

These refs leave a lot to be desired

So glad god was there to help Notre Dame win a football game and not there to protect people from getting run down in the street

ASU knows it has to play defense too right?

I dunno which band was just playing Lord of the Rings but I salute you

I bet this game would be different if the "best QB in the nation" and the Heisman Trophy winner didn't opt out Wait... what's that?

Fake punt = neat Fake FG = no bueno #Huskers

Sorry if you play fortnite with me because you just got gifted some skibidi toilet stuff Merry Chistmas!

I'm fairly confident I could take down a dozen deviled eggs by myself

Football on Netflix sucks ass

Don't ask how but I've suddenly found myself deep into a mix of One Direction and Fortnite Tiktok

Late. But still true #Huskers

Wild that i found out Emmett Johnson decided not to enter the transfer portal on Tiktok because nobody reported it here #Huskers

How does Booger still have a job

Always so glad when god can help a football team win a game instead of doing something better

Does Georgia have a 3rd QB?

Oh no dawgs

Y'all Nobody gives a fuck about your elf on the shelf

Guess I'm never going to grow up. Thanks, spotify wrapped

Hell of a time for special teams to start doing the dumb again #Huskers

That's the first time I've ever heard Jelly Roll and... People enjoy that?

2H, 10:40 | That's a new career-high for Connor Essegian. He's up to 27 points now on 9-of-18 and 6-of-14 from deep. FWIW: The Nebraska men's program record for 3-pointers made in a game is eight, held by Cory Cochran.

This is now a Conner Essegian fan account I will be fielding zero questions #Nebrasketball

What a wild last couple minutes in the NFL

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Your turn, ladies. Lock in #Huskers

Yeah, bro