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cool-mike.bsky.social
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Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you're ambitious enough

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

@bransonowns.bsky.social

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

cum is dick turds

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

My grandpa got a scam phone call saying that my cousin, his other grandson, was in jail in Mexico and needed thousands of dollars to get released. By the end of a 2 week ordeal, during which he didn't contact anyone in the family, he had written $40k in checks. Cops said "well he did it voluntarily"

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

I talked to a guy last night about healthcare and he revealed that he didn't support single payer because he didn't have faith in the government to implement it in a non-corrupt way. When I pointed out that he might consider being anti corruption instead of anti single payer he called me a fag

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is yelling at me for saying "demons" like "lemons" in my diablo walkthrough

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

if this doesn't work with even the original video idk what, my use cases are not super advanced

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuckkkk

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

hi, would you like to know everything about Elden Ring? first, everybody is 2 people, but sometimes 3. second, fingers. third,

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

every day the government of israel chooses to murder children

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

watching attractive celebrities getting slimed over and over on nickelodeon contributed to my bukkake fetish, but it wasn't the sole factor (traumatic childhood donut glazing accident, don't want to go into details here)

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, nothing like a nice "cup of Joe" in the AM to really wake a fellow up. Great way to start the day! My balls smell like my ass

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Ruined my friends mom's memorial by "making her cry" and "complaining about the food"

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to make money by sending unsolicited nudes? Asking for myself

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

cum is dick turds

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