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For Lent I'm giving up being a shitty person because the fortune teller in the alley said cigarettes don't tar the lungs of the pure of heart. Happy International Women's day to her.

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Finally playing through Blasphemous and it's a lot easier when I'm not blazed out of my mind but Dios Mio let me jump more than once game please

Potion of Raise Belly Button

my day be so fine then Alexa hits me with the "by the way" and says the dumbest shit ive ever heard in my life

Espresso shots are so crazy yea ill pay an extra charge to make my fancy coffee drink taste like burnt ass lol grow up

@tacobell.bsky.social when are you gonna bring back the spicy double crunchwrap supreme

Sent my crush a minion meme for her birthday hope it works out for me

Had a nightmare that the Oblivion remake rumors were actually about Gollum 2.

Entering my putting things away when I'm done with them era

Mistook the snow for clouds and my genuine first thought was Garfield not being let into heaven

Underrated aspect of having a bidet is when you've dropped an absolute crapsterpiece you no longer have to pick out the toilet paper to get it photogenic enough to send to the boys

Happy Thanksgiving everybody

Me at Thanksgiving talking about Shadow of the Erdtree