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coomer.phd
Cybersecurity Analyst. Sysadmin. Veteran. Tinkerer. Pokemon TCG Enthusiast. Jack of all trades, really. A pathetic creature of meat and bone panting and sweating as I run naked through Applebee's.
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Trump and the right have entire “news” networks pumping out propaganda and disinformation on their behalf. The left has nothing even close to that. No wonder so many people think January 6 was no big deal. Must be nice to live unburdened by facts, reality or accountability!

jesus christ this guys needs genuine help

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline

How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

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Regret to inform we have once again built The Torment Nexus

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

nothing quite like standing at the fridge chugging ice cold orange juice straight from the bottle

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

I am vegan not because I like animals but because I fucking hate plants.

I should watch more YouTube.

anya eat burg 🍔 #mouthwashing

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

We saw what depriving people of healthcare did yesterday. Imagine doing that to millions of veterans with weapons and combat training. Probably not a good idea.

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.

as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work

stop scrolling ⛔✋ mudkip passing by

Just realized I could add accounts to lists without also following them. Great for my breaking news list. I can include everything and not have some of the accounts I was unsure about filling up my primary feed !

How dare

handy graphic when someone tries to pull that 'Jeff Bezos used a door for a desk when he started Amazon!' bullshit

There's no longer any upside to Twitter over Bluesky. Twitter's engagement is terrible, it downranks external links, and you're subjected to straight nazi shit if you write even the most banal post. Why are we subjecting ourselves to this?

she's defrosted. nature is healing.

The handle is a reference to HLVR (recommend a watch) but might end up either making another account or changing the handle because if you don't know the origin, I look silly. Still, I owned the domain and haven't gotten around to what I wanted to do with it so might as well use it.

losing my mind

Loving this insane T64 list from Sacramento

Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon? Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist? Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property? Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?