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can they lobotomize you just enough to cure a hangover. if not I guess I’ll take the full rosemary kennedy

listen to videos/music over the phone speaker w no headphones in public. try it. have no masters.

hammer and scoober would be beautiful names for a set of twin boys

only a sick little freak intentionally buys unpitted olives. you like tonguing and sucking the pit out? give it a rest you perv

he said happy Valentine’s Day to all his haters

guy whose ringtone is “pop that” by French Montana feat Rick Ross and Drake

telling people that charli xcx peaked when she featured on Fancy by Iggy Azalea bc I have a sick fetish for getting yelled at

almost turned off an episode of charmed bc it was too scary

a woman gave me an unsolicited offer to sniff a popper. I’m queer baiting too much and need to learn from this

Coors Edge. The Official Beer of Edging! wanna drink, but you’ve become to reliant on the sweet release of booze? Grab an edge! Just thinking about getting there might be enough!

a passerby insulted the stang yesterday and I was too cowardly to tell the story at dinner w my dearest friends

“enjoy the greatness of the chiefs!“ maybe you should enjoy shutting the fuck up

close your eyes. picture a guy who is woke in 2025. what did you picture? was it some poindexter with a gaming pc and a worn out library card? or a total hoss who bodybuilds and cruises dive bars? maybe you should reconsider.

mark cuban: woke icon??

joining blue sky w the ethos of this meme

new platform, new brand. follow for aggrieved and grim gentleman’s content. - pics of solo meals at restaurants - tagged location at casinos and strip clubs on weeknights - angry posts where I call anyone who has wronged me a rat fuck or a motherfucker

turns out these people were right

don’t care. would rather have an old name than be named kaylynn or jaxxson or brayden www.businessinsider.com/gen-alpha-mi...

is bluesky a site full of the ppl who left twitter bc they were taking a Virtuous and Principled Stand against elon musk?

new platform, new brand. follow for aggrieved and grim gentleman’s content. - pics of solo meals at restaurants - tagged location at casinos and strip clubs on weeknights - angry posts where I call anyone who has wronged me a rat fuck or a motherfucker