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I talk about being queer, autistic, ADHD, having tourettes and I simply cannot shut the fu*k up about roller derby Living proof gender/sex is more than your chromosomes πŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’› If I tic something funny it's ok to laugh πŸ’–
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Wendy sauced spicy honey BBQ nuggets have no business slapping this fucking hard

Whenever I play roller derby: "oh my god, playing derby is the best, I just want to play derby all the time" Whenever I ref roller derby: "oh my god, reffing derby is the best, I just want to ref all the time" You're telling me I gotta choose sometimes????

My tourettes: don't shit on my mom! My mom: please don't shit on her mom

Today's tic of the tournament was "put the poopy on the dicky" followed by "75 day no shit challenge" as a close second Tourettes at roller derby is always a good time lmao

Heading into a derby tournament on 7 back to back days of 5hrs or less sleep. My tourettes is about to invent some sentences that have never before been spoken lmao Thank god I'm not driving to this one

The word of the day is cunt!

Facebooks new rules technically allow you to call straight people stupid for being straight js πŸ˜… Catch me in the comments going "imagine being straight LMAO CRINGE" /s kinda

Usually I find my tourettes pretty amusing. Lately the socially inappropriate part of my coprelalia has really been stepping it up. not only do I have *the* slur in my tic rotation, but 6 times this week I've had to walk/skate away from someone to avoid smacking them on the ass

My tourettes "fuck that bitches dad" My mom "no thank you" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tourettes seriously making me question if I've ever been the funny one lol

Today in having tourettes at work: "I'm shitting!!" Has alarmed my co-workers πŸ˜‚

Leaning to play derby after reffing it for 6 yrs gives you some advantages. 100s of hrs of jam reffing means I know when/why jammers call it off I also do things like see a skater coming at me and think "I shouldn't move so she avoids me" works great as an OPR, not so great when you're jamming πŸ˜…

I just took a shower so fast my thumbprint still unlocked my phone 😯🀯

Half of what I do on this app is just comment "one of us, one of us, one of us" on random people's posts questioning if they should check out roller derby Out here doin the lord's work I swear

So the other day I was getting in my car, slammed my knee into the AC controls and moan ticced HELLA loud. I look outside and theres a woman getting out of her car, staring. We make eye contact for a moment and she leaves Thats the only tourettes interaction that makes me wanna die a little bit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

Wait, greeting your mom with "sup dadfucker" Isn't socially appropriate? Thanks, I'll petition my tourettes to get it together πŸ™ƒπŸ‘

When you're meeting your friends fiancee for the first time and you tic "why are your nuts flapping all over the basket ball court?" But for some reason HE DIDN'T TELL HER YOU HAVE TOURETTES AHEAD OF TIMEΒΏ? Needless to say I'm making a great first impression guys πŸ˜…πŸ˜